I'm leaving work early today to collect my nephew from school and take him to his dads in Manchester.
After dropping him off, shall I keep driving further and further away from home and see where I end up to start a new life or shall I go home and have pizza and a bottle of wine.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:16, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Depends
How much fuel's in your car?

And do you have enough money in your wallet to buy another tankful, plus some pizza and wine when you get to wherever you end up?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

I have a credit card.
I also have a business credit card.

*does evil laugh*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

In that case
go to London for the bash, as the others suggest. And if you like it, you can stay there happily ever after.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Or
Keep driving to London. Fuck the family, go to the bash. Then decide.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Nah! I've decided I don't want to have fun this weekend.
*grumps*
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Well m'dear
that's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Fun is good, misery is bad. You're at the age, dare I say it, when you should know yourself, give yourself freedom to do what you want as long as it doesn't hurt others. Given what's happened in your personal life recently, that gives you the freedom to avoid family obligations - tell them you need "me" time - and go out and have fun.

Go and enjoy the bash and have casual sex / get very very drunk / whatever.

Or go to the beach somewhere, skim stones and eat chocolate.

But fuck being miserable - what does it get you ?
( I_Was_Mordred, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

Do as Porky says
Drive down to the bash!

We'd all love it if you could come.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

Keep driving
until you get to London. Then come to the pub. Then sleep pass out under a bench, and then come to Tightly's tomorrow.

Sorted.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

He has more than one dad?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:27, Reply)

I can't come to the bash and even if I could, I'm feeling too petulant to be friendly.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Come along and have an argument then?
I love arguing with people.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:36, Reply)

OH NO, YOU DON'T!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

No you're right
I don't, let's just have a beer and talk about shoes.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Well,
that took the wind right out of my sails...

Think I'll have that beer. My shoes are brown. What colour are yours?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

BROWN!
WHAT SORT OF RETARDED FUCK CLUNGER ARE YOU!

FUCKING BROWN SHOES! WHAT A TOTAL CUNT!

CAN YOU SEE HOW UPSET YOU@VE MADE ME NOW

Fucking brown shoes. Tosser.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:03, Reply)

So upset you put a '@' symbol instead of an apostrophe. And forgot to end the same sentence with a fucking question mark.
You ham-fisted mong-trembler.

I might just go and polish my BROWN shoes. With BROWN shoe polish. Yeah. Yeah, you try and stop me, you great fanny.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 14:27, Reply)

I shall stay at home and get all this funk out of my system by the end of June.
July I shall be like a new Blouse, straight of the hanger.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Experiencing the desire to bugger off permanently?
I know that one. Dunno why I'm so stressed though, I have no problems in my life.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:46, Reply)

Apart from the obvious one
of being you.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 12 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Drive on down to Cov
Me and Pooflake will cheer you up* with our drink and drug-fuelled banter!






*May also cause the desire to attempt suicide with a rusty spoon.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)