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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You did more than just see him first

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You can see with your hands, right?

(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Not when they're in dark places
or orifices.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)
yes.
I'm the Helen Keller of sex.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)
MMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAHHHHH BBBRRRAUUUUUUUUUUUU
MMMMMAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Help me Al
Save me!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:48, Reply)
You convinced her not to stay at mine
she's your problem now.

*washes hands of the situation*
(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:49, Reply)
No amount of washing can fix this problem

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Is she trying to move in then?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:52, Reply)
You could say that
If in fact you mean move into my arse with a giant purple strap on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:56, Reply)
You can take one for the team
your prostate will thank you
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 12:57, Reply)
He should learn to enjoy it
It's a lovely feeling.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)
move in?
I don't fucking know where I am!
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:01, Reply)
That's right
I'm that good.*

*May contain traces of lie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:04, Reply)
when you produced the blindfold
I got my hopes up. Shame you only used it so I couldn't trace the journey back to yours.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:08, Reply)
I'm sure I saw somelaces in his back pocket
Are you sure that's all he used?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:10, Reply)
it's not a good stag party
unless someone ends up in handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 13:18, Reply)

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