Evening sexy people
Today's important question: If you could share your bed with anyone at all, who would you choose?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:25, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Other than the boy
Pink. Or my tutor. Or Michael C Hall. Or Donkey Gums. Possibly Taylor Swift.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:26, Reply)

Taylor Swift? Is she the one who wants to be a princess in her videos?
if so, she can get to fuck.

I'd choose Madam Marlboro, Dave Grohl, Wentworth Miller or Liv Tyler
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:30, Reply)

And you, obviously
She's hot bex. Admit it.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:32, Reply)

Oh she's so not. I bet she'd be a right prim little snooty bitch.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Well I'd like to think my answer will be obvious
Al.
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:33, Reply)

HORNS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:34, Reply)

And you didn't even see it

( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

No, but I have a great imagination

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

*imagines*
*reaches for tissues*
( Captain V, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:40, Reply)

Jensen Ackles.
Hands down his pants
Or if he was unavailable, Misha Collins. In other fangirl news, only an hour and a half til Supernatural. :D
Or Chris Cornell.

On the girly side of the bed, Cote de Pablo.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:35, Reply)

Chris Cornell
Yes
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:38, Reply)

Depends how much I've had to drink
Really. But when I'm more discerning, I'm nearly in love with someone I know, but I'm not likely to tell him. So I suppose any of the famous dark welshmen will do. EDIT: and as for ladies, Katy Perry or Zooey Deschanel.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:37, Reply)

If the person I'm currently thinking of is unavailable
I'll settle for Spoony.
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:42, Reply)

Spooning with Spoony?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:47, Reply)

That.
Very much that. I had to watch that when my flatmate was out to avoid the pisstaking!
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:49, Reply)

There's nothing like having a sneaky watch
of someone you fancy on telly. I used to do that with Hornblower. It used to send my ex into a fury.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

Flatmate and I do a lot of it together
If he can perv on Kate Beckinsale and Jenny from Primeval, so can I. Of course he finds most of my perv objects hilarious and brings them up later to use against me.
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

*nosey*
Dare one ask who the person you're thinking of is?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:56, Reply)

*taps nose infuriatingly*
You may have clues.
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Easy peasey.
Keeley Hawes or Kate Beckinsale.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Kate Beckinsale
*nods*
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Hmmm
Audrey Tautou, or Rosario Dawson.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

Your mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:00, Reply)

What about resurrected people?
I'd resurrect Gene Kelly, Elvis, Horst Bucholtz, Marilyn Monroe and Louise Brooks. Not all at once though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:06, Reply)

Good call
In which case Audrey Hepburn. She was fucking beautiful.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I adore her
but I couldn't fuck her. I just couldn't defile her like that. It'd be like bumming Bambi.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

It all depends really....
If I was in the middle of the antartic in a tent with no heating thinggys, it would be Brian Blessed, I bet he's warm and snuggly, and could out-shout a polar bear, should the need arise.

If it's a boiling hot day, it would be [insert b3tan/polition/act(or/ris)/whoever of your choice], because they've got a heart of ice.

OhhhhHHhh, and pretty much* anyone who would have me, because I'm easy like that.

* enphasis on the 'pretty much', as in, most-but-not-all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

I think you all know the answer from me to this question.
*sigh*

If not him, then K D Lang as I've always had a soft spot for her.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

Little k, little d, little l, a n g
My teenage crush. She came after Harry Connick Jr and before Alex James.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:01, Reply)

I saw her sing live and left a little damp patch on my chair.

( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Snap
But by then I was on the turn and was also lusting after her male guitarist, who chatted me up after the gig and made my girlfriend at the time take the piss out of me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Bambi.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

But seriously:
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001231/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

*Would*
Hard.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Just watched The Medallion
which was mediocre, but she's just so incredibly, incredibly pretty.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Ah
Ya little cunt! EDIT: That's at you L3on, for bumming Bambi.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

This is very bad internetting.
Not one person has named hero of the hour, DiT. BAD INTERNET.

But, if I may dally with seriousness for a moment, Gwen Stefani. Or Vikki Blows. But mainly Mrs. Devil. Well, I have to say that, don't I?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Anyone at all?
Apart from the crazy swede... well, I think that there is one person who would know who they are. Or Nicholas Cage. Or India de Beaufort.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 21:58, Reply)

*googles India de Beaufort*
Pretty :) Having rethought I'd have to add Dichen Lachman to my list.

Now who's being mysterious, Mr Pot? ;)
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 22:44, Reply)

*cough*
Hmm, well.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

No more so than me, admittedly.
*makes shifty eyes*
( Maladicta, Sun 14 Jun 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Stephen Fry
It's such a shame that man isn't likely to procreate, I'd have his gaybabies any day.
Him or Angelina Jolie - she looks like she'd be a right kinky bitch...
(berk, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)