Hahaha!
Those are the best!
Like watching a particularly beautiful car crash in slow motion.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:16, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I thought so too
But there's been a spate of couples doing it in my friendship group recently. After the fourth or so "xxxxx is upset, lonely and miserable and will never trust her heart again" it gets a bit bile-inducing.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I find that setting your own status to
"Kaol is not upset, lonely or miserable and will always trust his heart"

Works as a nice riposte.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Ha ha ha!
Okay, I'm going to try that one. But what if they put aside their current relationship problems to crucify me as a heartless insensitive bastard? Oh, and yeah - agreed. Breakups on status are probably better than lovey ones. Just got a "xxx is in xxxx and missing her better half already x x x" pop up.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

I just got a
"XXXX XXXXX is not getting any-fucking-thing done."
Of course you're not, if you're posting on bloody facebook.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

Yeah - pretty obvious that one.
I went through a phase of randomly using lyrics from what I happened to be listening to. But I kinda had to stop that after I was listening to the smiths and I got a load of people asking wether I was ok.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

Actually,
That was Captain V's status, but he doesn't seem to be swallowing the bait :(
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I think it should say
"You shouldn't trust Kaol, he will eat your heart"
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)

Tried to add you on FB, Missy
But there was no option to do so. Denied.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Send me a message
and I'll add ye!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

That reminds me,
I can't add you :(
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I'd been on facebook 2 hours and I figured it out
Pffft.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)

What, how to specifically add him?
I can't even see him on the profiles of people we're mutual friends with.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Oh no
My bad - I meant to reply to Lab vis adding CHCB.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I'll gaz you to sort this out ;)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

Nicely done, good Sir.

( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

This I love that shit,
"XXX XXX: has screwed everything up"
"xxx xxx: can't believe how cruel people can be"
(PsychoChomp, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Phsyco Chomp likes this.
Aww man, u really care !
yeah', that's it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)