I have just had an order for scones.
Perhaps I ought to go in to business.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:56, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hmmm.
Clenders: Professional Sconatrix.

Has a ring to it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

It's funny because it's true

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:22, Reply)

And you can STFU as well.

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:24, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

*remembers*

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

No

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:38, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
You can't even control your own head, let alone mine.
Kaoltarb.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:44, Reply)

Don't start using Kaoltarb
That's some sort of sick abomination of a perfectly harmless, lovely but not entirely with it young man (me) and an abomination (kaol).

Lets keep to the two discrete please!
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:46, Reply)

OK.
Retarb.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:47, Reply)

Cheesey or fruity?
I tried making cheesey ones a few times as I thought they'd make a nice accompaniment for mince 'n' veg' but they never turned out as nice as I'd hoped :(.
(TheColonel, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I made some chilli-cheese ones for the bash and they were OK.
I just used my friend's favourite recipe and 'amended' it.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Except that they didn't have jam and cream with them!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:45, Reply)

I heard good things about the scones at the weekend....
...I'm disappointed I missed out on them!
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:02, Reply)

Me too!

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:03, Reply)

They were great, very tasty.
They were also the only thing I had to eat from Friday evening to Sunday evening. (This might go some way to explaining the enormous level of drunkenness to which I succumbed.)
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

:D
I dread to think of the horrors if I hadn't baked then...
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:12, Reply)

Possibly more of the same,
with a slightly greater chance of injury.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)