lies!
He was the predator. I was too drunk to protest.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:26, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

*is shocked and appauled*
I was a perfect gentleman right up until you accosted me by that statue.





At that point I gave up pretending.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:28, Reply)

Perfect Gentleman my arse!
You give me the come and and then leave with someone else! You DISGUST me V. In fact, you DISGUST me. That's how disgusted I am.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:30, Reply)

In my head
that was the most romantic kiss of the year: rain, a statue, London, a couple of drunk mental people tongue-wrestling while sitting in pigeon shit. It has it all.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:32, Reply)

Aaaah!
It sounds like a couple of 15 year olds.

Whereas in reality it was one 15 year old and a predatory female paedophile.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

Dammit Al
You made me drop my party ring.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:35, Reply)

Is that the thing you sit on
so your bum doesn't hurt after CHCB probed you with her strap on?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

LOL,
you made me choke on my Werther's Original
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I'm old enough to be his aunty.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:36, Reply)

His Aunty Sandra.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:37, Reply)

I miss Bert
and his uberhot Aunty Sandra.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:39, Reply)

I thought you hated fluffy?
And no Al fluffy is not the name of my penis. His name is Fred.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:34, Reply)

protest get in their first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)