Apparently internet grooming is a piece of piss
What or who do you find easy?

Other than me or ym
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:53, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

You. And YM.
Don't fucking tell me what I can and can't say.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:54, Reply)

dammit
I overlooked an exclusion.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

"internet" should have a capital "I"
Here, have another party ring and get in the back of my car.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Technically it doesn't need to be
the Internet is a member of the group of inter-networks. A member of the group of inter-networks can be referred to as an internet.

*noms party ring*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:08, Reply)

but
The Internet, to which I assumed you were referring, is a proper noun.

*steals party rings back*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:11, Reply)

True
But it mostly, but not always, capitalised.

So I'm still right.

*takes back party ring of self righteousness*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

What?
Everyone else spells it incorrectly, so you can too?
Shame on you.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

That's not what I meant dammit

( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

But
'an internet grooming' would not make sense in your sentence.
You're referring to the Internet here, methinks.

Edit: ^Ha!
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

It makes perfect sense
If you read that reply^

*has a cheeky motorboating session*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Nothing you say makes sense.
*kicks you right in the party ring*
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

This is not true
I make lots of sense.
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:20, Reply)

*consults the Mongtionary*
Lots of: absolutely none, zilch, feck all

Oh, you're right! You do indeed.
( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

^this
Ha! Again!

*throws party rings*

Edit: this to clendrix's reply. Damn your wily sneaky post.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Internet grooming is all well and good
But I find that the combination of hair product, aftershave and deoderant really fucking clogs up the keyboard, y' know?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

Just how are you measuring these pieces of piss?
In litres or cubic feet?

YM
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

You fucking tease!
How can you be so bloody easy then discount yourself as a possible answer, cock tease!
(bill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

*gropes bill*
It turns me on to see you all riled up bill. Why else do you think I'd exclude myself?
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

*Gropes back*
*Gropes hard*
(bill, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:33, Reply)

*enjoys*
*enjoys hard*
( Captain V, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:38, Reply)

Being AWESOME.

( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Oh dear...

( thealternativefact, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Hey,
I blame society.
Also, my neck hurts.
Bedtime.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Jun 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Pwnin' ttl n00bz on internet based discusion boards.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 0:57, Reply)

Oh god, now THAT is the most pathetic thing I have ever said.
I'm not quite sure how to go about appologizing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 16 Jun 2009, 1:20, Reply)