Guilty Pleasures
Were all too cool for school on here, but I know we all have guilty pleasures, something that would crush your carefully-constructed air of cool if anyone else knew what it was. Mine's in the reples, what's yours?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:56, 26 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Inspector Morse
At the start of a 33-episode marathon - I've cancelled beer nights with the lads so I can stay in with Apathywoman, curled up on the couch.

They think it's 'cos she's 7 months preganant, heh heh heh...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I went to school with Kevin Whatelys daughter,
I've been to his house and everything.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)

LEWISSSSSSSS!

(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)

I always get abuse
For reading The Times instead of The Sun/Record/Star/Sport
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:07, Reply)

You as well?

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I hope you're not ribbing me
It's a touchy subject
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I think I'm obsessed with chess.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)

Nothing wrong with that.
I love chess. It's just a shame that I am terrible at it. Do you start by getting your knights out (not a euphemism) into the middle of the board?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Nope, pawns covered by knights usually
Depends on which colour I'm playing, and what the other person does :)

I'm learning openings at the moment. Think I'm starting to make some progress.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I feel check mated already

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Let's all get on yahoo chess one day!!!
I was pretty good as a child but Chess is *not* what the cool kids go for in secondary school, so my prodigal talent evaporated.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:20, Reply)

I'd be up for that
I'll have a think and get back to you.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

*Gets practising*

I'm shit btw :)
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:30, Reply)

Pulling out nose hairs when there's no more bogeys left.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

I fucking hate nose hairs
What's the evolutionary advantage to having a thicket of thick, curly hair hanging out of your nostrils?

I blame Darwin.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

They're for entertainment
I mean, how satisfying is it when you pull out a huge chunk? Tremendous...
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)

Jesus
Makes my eyes water just thinking about it.

I did creep some of my mates out by eating someone else's nose hairs while off my face once.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I like to aim for the solitary long one that's like wire.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

I had filled two large holes on the livin-room wall
and was then going at it with an electric sander. Afterwards, my nostril hair was white, thus saving me from having a lung full of dust.

Plus walking around with white nostril hair like some sort of nasal Alistair Darling amused my kids no end.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:18, Reply)

I have absolutely no desire to get married and never will but I like to watch the Wedding channel.
Bridezillas is my favorite programme on there.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

Xena.
I absolutely adore Xena - Warrior Princess. I was obsessed when I was a kid, and then someone bought me season one last year.
I can still remember all the words to the opening theme.
In a time of ancient gods, warriors and kings... Oh dear.

Oh and the Moomins, and Gummi Bears
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I've been known to watch
all of the "talent" shows. On purpose.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

I have to say
Sitting down with 3 nieces and a nephew (all children) one Saturday night to watch the recent 'Talent final, was a real treat.

Made a change from going out and getting blootered.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Gilmore Girls
LOVE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I profess disdain for reality shows
But download Beauty and the Geek the second it's ripped.

I was also a big fan of Gilmore Girls, nothing wrong with that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila.
Wednesday nights, me and my two friends used to watch this religiously.

It was hilarious when the girl who won turned her down in the live final.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 11:19, Reply)