if only there was a way,
to cunt my immune system in the fuck. got all the way through sodding exams and have now got some nasty bug type thing.

Suggestions please on how to cunt immunities in the fuck?
Either that or who is the scariest person you know and why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:12, 31 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Probably Kaol
Or my Mum.

Kaol, because he's frankly huge and has a large selection of swords and other bits of metalwork.

Mum, because she regularly deals with chavs (bogans I think is the Aussie name) in a youth group and they are all afraid of her for some reason. Including the brick shithouse ones.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Ok.
I wanna see the video of your stand-up.
Or I'll skin you alive.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Ahhh, well you'll just have to live without it.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

And you'll have to learn to live without it too.

( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

Avoid salt and vinegar.
Oh, and lemon juice.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:37, Reply)

maybe it's because she's a mum-type figure in their life who actually knows how to control them?
Kaols not scary. He's luffly.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

That's because a lot of these people love their mums, and look at her in the same way.
Or they think she's fit, and she's pumping the lot of them.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:50, Reply)

Eat a healthy diet,
Get lots of illnesses.
Pretty much the only clear cut way to boost your immune system.

I've met becky
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I eat plenty healthy
lots of fruit and vegies and eggs etc. Just annoyed - if I'm not better in two weeks I won't be able to get my wisdom teeth out and then have to pay just to reschedule.

She doesn't seem so bad.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

you have to get ill before your immune system can get a defence
because you're still young you'll get ill a lot more times.

edit: and yes she's lovely, I was only joking.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)

Probably need more meat in your diet
There's a reason you have incisors you know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

'Eck in Asia, innit?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I find that having a UK passport
and Universal Healthcare free at the point of service is an excellent way of staying healthy.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:15, Reply)

I know who you are
hello.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:16, Reply)

Haha
So do I, now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I knew all along who it was.
I'd recognise his style anywhere.
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:53, Reply)

As an owner of
a UK passport and being in fine health I can agree this is true
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

*sighs*
Way to ruin the meat-sock.
( Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

*yawn*
next joke please.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

I'm dissapointed
althegeordie gets fantastic wobbles when he says this.
(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:26, Reply)

it was a once off, I was having a crap day, blah blah blah
next jo- oh wait - you are the joke. My apologies.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

think of something else to insult her for then.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

If he's going to insult me, he needs to learn to spell first,
otherwise all insults are null and void.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:30, Reply)

Gonzo??

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:35, Reply)

I don't get it, what's going on?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:39, Reply)

Immunity
Don't live in a sterile environment where everywhere in the home is like an operating theatre.

I'm quite scared of the humanoid form that stands in front of my wardrobe in the night, but which turns out to be a shirt hanging on the door.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:28, Reply)

Plenty of fruit & veg & exercise
Works for me.

Unless I'm 12 hours away from attending a bash of course.

*parp*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

At least you aren't afflicted with Pooflake's Guts of Wrath (TM)

( jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:36, Reply)

Inject yourself with Toilet Duck to sort your immune system out
And the scariest person I know is my boss.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:34, Reply)

Cunting immunities in the fuck.
HIV seems to do the trick quite well, I'm afraid.
Other than that, you'll typically find that keeping up exercise and a stable diet will sort you out.

To the second part of the question "scariest person" etc - c'est moi. I've come closer to self-destruction than anyone has ever done, although some people have recently come close.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:42, Reply)

Thats normal, actually...
Short term stress (eg, the kind you get for exams) actually boosts your immune system, so you rarely get ill DURING the exams...but once it's all over you tend to come down with about 19 different types of shite because you get a drop in your immune response. It's happened to me every year since I was about 14!

As for cunting it in the fuck...hmm. Depends what kind of bug you've got. Stay in bed, take paracetomol and a small amount of caffeine (it boosts the efficacy of painkillers) drink lots of water and get lots of sleep.

I don't really know any scary people. Wait...does that mean *I'M* the scary one in my friendship group...?
(berk, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 12:46, Reply)