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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I began by MFOTFABLing
but as I visualised it I emitted a small chuckle that was audible within a two metre range
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:15,
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So the small boy currently performing
cunnilingus on you probably thought you were laughing at him.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:17,
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He can't hear anything.
My thighs are clamped too tightly around his head.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:21,
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I'm reading this you know
:(
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:43,
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Hmmm. Are you old enough
to have learned to read?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:45,
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He's old enough.
Just too stupid.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:47,
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Grrr
None of the comebacks I can think of are suitable for a public forum :(
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:51,
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'cos you can't read.
You're just guessing.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:52,
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Not tonight James
I don't fancy a trip to the pub.
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:56,
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But you promised.
I hate you.
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Cawl, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:58,
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At least I chew my food with my own fucking teeth!
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Captain V, Wed 17 Jun 2009, 23:48,
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you weren't complaining about the gums though,
were you?
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:02,
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You were trying your hardest
I couldn't bring myself to crush your feelings like that.
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:05,
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hard
didn't enter into it
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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That's not what your bruises say
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:13,
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*smug grin*
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:14,
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If you could find food
that you'll ACTUALLY EAT
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:04,
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I'm not THAT fussy an eater
You just chose mong food! Food for mongs!
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:06,
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Cheese.
Cheese.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:10,
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Well I was trying to spare you some dignity
By not bringing up your cheesy clunge.
Kudos for having no shame.
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Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:12,
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Whatever I caught,
I caught it within 5 minutes of touching you
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 0:15,
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