World leaders are about to push the button, but you dear b3tan are allowed to take five people into a shelter
where there is enough food and water and other amenities to keep you going until the nuclear fallout has passed. Who do you take and why?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:22, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'll just go in alone and eat five times the food,
I don't want to take any chances.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Hmmm...
My girlfriend, and 4 stupid but muscle-bound people for food.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Fry & Laurie for humour
My daughter for obvious reasons, Lemmy for anecdotes and Woody Allen so I can have someone to bully and pick on.


EDIT shit - that leaves no-one for sex and I should have picked a top chef. Bugger!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

Haha!
I got food AND sex covered in mine.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

you want fat people,
not muscle-bound people. Better meat. Try feeding them on milk all their days for that human veal.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Hmm... Girlfriend and twins. That's three.
Fourth? I'll swap them for the cats.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

I read that at first as
"The Twins". Like... The ones that used to hang around with Pat Sharpe in Funhouse.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:31, Reply)

Actually...
...I'd have to think carefully about which twins to take now.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

...

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Me and four clones of me.
Now that's a party!
( girlinthehole, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

The Fritzl family
They'd be good in a bunker, they'd know how to keep the spirits up.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:36, Reply)

And they'd be well up for dirty group sex?

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Yeah
And it seems they're very fertile. We could create a new superhuman interbred race!
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

...
interbred
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

They would have mahoosive foreheads
which would make them telekinetic, and we could hunt for food when the fallout has died away by them just thinking about it. One of them could probably turn invisible, and another would have super-strength. It's be like the Fantastic Four really.
(Land of Green Ginger It's dreamy weather, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:46, Reply)

Hahaha!
I like this a lot.
*clicks*
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

Easy
Wife, son and 3 vaccuous nubiles for breeding purposes afterwards. We can always eat the babies.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Oh man, chicks would totally dig me if I could do that !
I'm taking a troup of hot chicks.

Don't all line up at once here.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:19, Reply)

It remnds me of an answer Alan Whicker gave when asked;
'What 6 things would you take with you to a Desert Island'

his reply?

"Two blondes, two brunettes and two redheads"
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Hmmm
Ray Mears, Hugh Fearley Whittingstall, Mum (for survival skills after, veg growing, and cleaning, respectively), and Megan Fox and Kristin Kreuk for breeding purposes.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:08, Reply)

some children
you know, for the sex.
( WormuIus, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)