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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As Kaol is a vampire
should we

a) hunt him down and destroy him
b) capture him and make him perform in freak shows
c) Make him kill our foes
d) [Hillarious responce as provided by you]
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:50, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
d) buy him a map of Essex
.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)
e) even funnier response that no-one thought of yet but wished they had

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:52, Reply)
We could all put him on ignore like I have to a few others on here
and then make him wonder if he's been banned as no one's replying to him.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:53, Reply)
hehe
I quite like that
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)
I'd just reply to myself.
No big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Oh Hi!
Didn't see you there!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:54, Reply)
Haha, yeah.
So, how's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
Not bad thanks!
I'm at work today. Bit crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
Ah man,
Me too.
Work sucks.
We should go play in the woods.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
Ok.
But don't let that scary man in the raincoat come along this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Ok.
He wasn't very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
You're not very nice either though.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
OH RIGHT.
Well YOU... YOU CAN FUCK OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
YOU GONNA MAKE ME, BITCH?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
You know I could.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Wanna get ice-cream?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
Only if it's Mr. Whippy, and not one of those
Crap knock-off cornettos.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Ok!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Fuck off Wormulus wannabe

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)
Eh?
I'm just proving a point.
I don't need you people to enjoy myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:02, Reply)
*waves*
I'm not supposed to be here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
Eh?
Where're you meant to be?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
should be working
better go now. bye
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
Oh right!
Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)
Who else did you ignore?





Hello?








Hello?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
I could never put you on ignore Al
Not before the BBQ anyway
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:56, Reply)
If you have someone on ignore
can you see the nestled replies to anything they've posted? *too lazy too see for herself*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:57, Reply)
No

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:58, Reply)
have you put me on ignore?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:55, Reply)
I know you haven't
but you did make me check, damn you becky
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 9:59, Reply)
How do you check
If people have you on ignore?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:00, Reply)
they can't have you on ignore and be a fan of yours at the same time,
becky is a fan of mine to make her stalking of me more efficient.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:01, Reply)
Sorted.
You're now added for more streamlined stalking.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:05, Reply)
becky's now removed me as a friend,
damn that girl.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:09, Reply)
It must be difficult,
being in love with her.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
yes, it's hard,
now she's got me on ignore I can speak my true feelings.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)
Hard eh?
I bet it is.
*sighs*
It's still early. Quality is low. Need coffee and smoke.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)
You're sighing over someone elses cock?
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:15, Reply)
hurah you haven't got me on ignore!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)
I was sighing
At the poor quality of my "joke".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:16, Reply)
The Gamma Badger has taken The 'Kaol is a Vampire' test and has scored '100%', she is a 'v4mpire' now, Click here to be infected by her.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:21, Reply)
For the record,
I'm not a vampire.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23, Reply)
That's almost EXACTLY what a vampire would say.
And not a cool vampire like that dude from The Lost Boys, but a shit one, like the vampires from I Am Legend.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)
No way,
The ones from I Am Legend would say "HssssssaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!".
Fun fact - Mike Patton (from Faith No More and other bands) did the voices for the I Am Legend vampire-monsters.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)
In the book, they speak normal, and are well horny.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)
I've not read it.
Is it worth a look?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)
It's brilliant
you should read it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)
Excellent.
I shall add it to the list.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)
AND it's not got
Will sodding Smith in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)
I didn't love it, and I didn't hate it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)
Vampire credibility:
cool vampires: The Lost Boys, the one from Being Human
gay vampires: Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)
Agreed,
Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)
Ugly he/she vampires: CHCB in life.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)
*rips al's throat out*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)
*catches blood in a cup*

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)
But...but...Lestat!!
I liked him in Interview with a Vampire, I think he undid some of the gay from Top Gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)
That's not hard to do.
Top Gun is one of the gayest films EVER.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)
I know,
it's fucking awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)
Why do you think I got Captain V
A pair of Aviators?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)
so he can look like
the guy who thinks he's Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
You can play a great drinking game with Top Gun
Anytime something homoerotic happens, you drink.
Any man on man physical contact, you drink.

You drink a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)
That's better than the X Factor Drinking Game
where you have to drink everytime Simon Cowell is a smug cunt. I think you drink more playing that than you do playing the Withnail & I keep up game.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)
And if you drink too much,
Something homoerotic will end up happening to you.
Man-on-man contact.

But you'll think it's ok, because you were watching Top Gun.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)
This didn't ever happen to me.
I'm jus' sayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)
it's not gay
if you do it for your country in an F-14 Tomcat.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)
What about in the back of a Volvo,
While drunk on White Lightning?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
was it a top secret undercover mission?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)
No :(
It was on the way to buy more alcohol.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)
did you do it for warmth?

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)
in that case, in conclusion,
I hope it was sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)

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