For the record,
I'm not a vampire.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:23, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

That's almost EXACTLY what a vampire would say.
And not a cool vampire like that dude from The Lost Boys, but a shit one, like the vampires from I Am Legend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:24, Reply)

No way,
The ones from I Am Legend would say "HssssssaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRGGHHHHHHH!".
Fun fact - Mike Patton (from Faith No More and other bands) did the voices for the I Am Legend vampire-monsters.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:29, Reply)

In the book, they speak normal, and are well horny.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:33, Reply)

I've not read it.
Is it worth a look?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:36, Reply)

It's brilliant
you should read it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Excellent.
I shall add it to the list.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

AND it's not got
Will sodding Smith in it.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

I didn't love it, and I didn't hate it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Vampire credibility:
cool vampires: The Lost Boys, the one from Being Human
gay vampires: Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt in Interview with a Vampire
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:43, Reply)

Agreed,
Yeah.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Ugly he/she vampires: CHCB in life.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:46, Reply)

*rips al's throat out*

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:52, Reply)

*catches blood in a cup*

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:53, Reply)

But...but...Lestat!!
I liked him in Interview with a Vampire, I think he undid some of the gay from Top Gun.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:54, Reply)

That's not hard to do.
Top Gun is one of the gayest films EVER.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:55, Reply)

I know,
it's fucking awesome.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:56, Reply)

Why do you think I got Captain V
A pair of Aviators?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 10:58, Reply)

so he can look like
the guy who thinks he's Elvis in Bubba Ho-Tep?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

You can play a great drinking game with Top Gun
Anytime something homoerotic happens, you drink.
Any man on man physical contact, you drink.

You drink a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:01, Reply)

That's better than the X Factor Drinking Game
where you have to drink everytime Simon Cowell is a smug cunt. I think you drink more playing that than you do playing the Withnail & I keep up game.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:03, Reply)

And if you drink too much,
Something homoerotic will end up happening to you.
Man-on-man contact.

But you'll think it's ok, because you were watching Top Gun.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:06, Reply)

This didn't ever happen to me.
I'm jus' sayin'.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:09, Reply)

it's not gay
if you do it for your country in an F-14 Tomcat.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:21, Reply)

What about in the back of a Volvo,
While drunk on White Lightning?
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

was it a top secret undercover mission?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:22, Reply)

No :(
It was on the way to buy more alcohol.
( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:35, Reply)

did you do it for warmth?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:36, Reply)

No.

( Cawl, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:40, Reply)

in that case, in conclusion,
I hope it was sexeh.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 11:42, Reply)