I really hate the south
Everyone here says that a good night out was carnage or bare jokes. It really gets to me. The only bear jokes I know involve why the big pause being the punchline.

DAMN YOU SOUTH!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:34, 13 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Are you layin' rip into my accent ?
I swarez man, dat shit ain't even funny, yagetme?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:37, Reply)

THAT IS JUST HOW THEY TALK
It chills me to the bone!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:45, Reply)

No
You're generalising "cunts" into "everybody in the South".

A good night out is a good night out. It may have been grand, awesome or excellent but, unless you're a prick, it's never bare jokes or carnage (although a night out can be carnage but it'd be so because people were throwing up everywhere, somebody got run over and Kaol stabbed somebody).

I really hate northern monkeys.
( Captain V, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You're just jealous
We have the best bands, the best boxers, best football clubs (not that I care)and lots of other lovely things
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Ahh but I'm not Northern.
I'm an amazing amalgamation of both North and South.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

Bare jokes?
wtf?
(Apathyman Prepare to be underwhelmed..., Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)

West is best.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Is that what you call your vadge?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

West is an odd nickname!
Most certainly.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

...as in Rose West,
perchance?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)

Ahhh
It's a killer nickname is that.
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 15:49, Reply)

I'm from the South and I can speak correctly.
Unlike the younger generations with their poor diction and incomprehensible slang words. Many's the time when I have returned to my home county to hear the youths speaking about "Next man's business" "Sick tunes" and "Bare shit" - I find their inpenetrable linguistic foibles anathema and wish they would embrace the simple forms.

I can't claim to be perfect by any means as I have a tendancy to overuse the word Motherfucker.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

you clearly haven't been far enough south
the south west is where it's at

and I don't count those cunts in somerset and dorset, devon and cornwall are the real south west.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)