Al come back
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/5575644/Suicidal-British-man-saved-by-online-friend-in-Australia.html
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:50, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

What the fuck?

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

I feel funny...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Bloody hell!!!!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

Was that Vampy?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Aye

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:54, Reply)

ha ha ha
Oh god, national news.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

that's probably the most positive news story about b3ta ever,

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Aye
Not sure you can really get much more positive than that.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:57, Reply)

"it's really nice to know people take these things seriously"
We obviously need more quickthinking people in this country.
*issues visa*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

That was me. And Al.
*prouds*
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

Wonderful irony isn't it
Although to be fair those that could do something did, those that couldn't have fun.

The most important thing is that he's alright.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

I'm going to renounce my flounce
and say, yes this is a good thing.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ha, I knew you couldn't stay away from us

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I can't help myself
It's like you're covered in internet heroin and I have to rub myself all over you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

opens arms

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*covers self in treacle*

( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Let's not go that far

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Slow news day do we think?

(cheeses swept kissed a dog and he liked it., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 11:59, Reply)

I agree

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Or something fluffy
To distract the attention of the baying masses?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

Not exactly a fluffy story is it?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

In my books it is.
Bloke saved form early death. Yup. Result. Maybe a bit fuzzy rather than full grown fluff but look, the internetz is gud.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

The conversation actually went
I will kill myself in 15 minutes
are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
Are you sure?
Yes
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Best. Riposte, EVAH!!!!!

I fucking love that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

rolls eyes and falls over a dog on the way out

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:07, Reply)

*awards 'Internetter of the day' award*
Well done! *appluads*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Genius

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:14, Reply)

I think I done a little sick in my mouth

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Oh for fucks sake
I knew *something* was being released, but that's bloody ridiculous. They got my age wrong for a start.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:17, Reply)

How does that kind of story
make the papers? Do the police release it?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:19, Reply)

Fucked if I know
All I got asked was if I wanted to speak to the press, the reply to which was a resounding "no". I'm pretty pissed off with this actually - I want to know how they decided that releasing stuff like this was a good idea.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:21, Reply)

Sue them
for emotional trauma and then hold a big bash and buy us all drinks!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:25, Reply)

Going to speak to the police complaints people
I'd like to know the decisions behind this. Not happy.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:27, Reply)

I went to a funeral on Tueday
On Wednesday the local paper ran an article on the chap (he as quite well known) and stated that he employed a carer for his 3 dogs! Made me chuckle did that
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Then a big bash and beers and Happy Meals!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:31, Reply)

Cunt them in the fuck
for great justice!
*polishes ruler of doom*
( Maladicta, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 21:10, Reply)

I'm not surprised
I'd be fuming. Hope you manage to bring them to justice with a Honda Accord.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:33, Reply)

I was wondering that myself

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:22, Reply)

And they didn't even mention your amazing hair.
What a waste.
( thealternativefact, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 12:23, Reply)