Christ on a Segway!
I've just had it confirmed that daughter's mother is pregnant again... Four kids by three fathers. Nice.

Anyway, there's a distinct possibility that it's a knee-jerk 'emergency' pregnancy due to lots of shit she's been having with her boyfriend recently.

What I'm asking you good people here is, how soon after conception is it possible to know for sure you're pregnant? I'll be really interested to see if this kid is born within the proper time.

I don't think I've worded that very well.

Also, feel free to judge her.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:56, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think the digital ones can tell you within 3 days

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

You can buy them in the pound store as well, but those require you to wait two weeks
My friend Allie refuses to take the pill or use other contraception other than condoms, so takes a test every month and buys them from the pound store in batches.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

Ok
I guess, that's assuming that you're trying to get pregnant and checking regularly doesn't it? The three days thing.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I assume so. I've never tried to get pregnant

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

the pound shop?
I wouldn't trust a toothbrush I bought there.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:08, Reply)

I replaced the strips with liptus paper.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:14, Reply)

I don't have enough time to judge her,
I'm too busy judging you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

Heh
What conclusions have you reached?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:59, Reply)

you're very mean about the mother of your child
that makes you a bad parent and the worst kind of scum.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

Hmmm
*shrugs* She's got form.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I was only living up to my bastard online persona,
I didn't judge you at all.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:07, Reply)

I feel unjudged.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:12, Reply)

Ask Al as he seems to be the expert on EVERYTHING.

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 13:58, Reply)

He's only the expert on this
because he's the mother.
( Captain V, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:00, Reply)

A friend of mine started a relationship with a woman who had 3 kids by 3 different men.
She was a real class act.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 14:06, Reply)

2 weeks.
basically.

There is a fertile window of about a week each month, and it's the week before ovulation. This window ends at ovulation. Once you've ovulated you enter the luteal phase and it's then too late for fertilization to occur as the sperm has to travel to reach the egg.

Implantation takes place normally about 6-10 days post-ovulation. HCG levels then start rising and that's what a pregancy test picks up. Usually at the time when your period is due. Sensitive pregnancy tests can pick up HCG a few days earlier than the date your period is due.

/pubic health announcement
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)

At what point do you have to check under the gooseberry bush?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)

when you're making crumble

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

sometimes I make crumble on my own
and I do that pre-crum thing.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

hahaha.
*never eats crumble again*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)

CHCB
You are a star. Just the anwser I was looking for.

I might run a book or something.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)