Shall I liven up your evening?
Ive just found out Im pregnant from an Asda smart price pregnancy test... And when I was on holiday my boyfriend had sex with a man! The next couple of months shall be interesting.

God bless the internet.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:37, 21 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Er, congratulations?
Your life sounds like an episode of Hollyoaks!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 19:52, Reply)

I hate Hollyoaks
Although has this ever happened on there before? Id quite like some tips on what the fuck to do. ho hummm.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Cheered me up no end,
would read again AAAAA++++++++++
(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

How do you get pregnant from an Asda smart price pregnancy test?
was it used?

Edit:On the plus side - at least he isn't a homophobe. Can he cook?
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

I dont know
I hope so. It would get me out a this little pickle if i didnt realise the lines were already coloured in.

And yes he used to be a chef actually.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

hehe
Presumably he told you about the frott-session, so at the end of that day - that is another positive thing.
Unless he only told you because he got a std - then its a bad thing.
Another good thing - at least he wont get curious in the future, but on the negative side, if he is gay - then you can't exactly live that whole imaginary ideal family life scenario....

Only you know which side the plusses and minuses fall.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:15, Reply)

He hasnt told me
My friend told me. But I havent seen him since I got back so there hasnt been a chance.

Anyway Im off to a family gathering now. Hilarious.
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

This is enthralling
Your friend saw him have sex with a man.

I am fully aware this is your life, but it is truly an epic storyline.

Enjoy the family things!
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:54, Reply)

I should probably start writing my memoirs
You couldnt make this shit up
(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

Congratulations!
Woo yay!

I think.
( Maladicta, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:13, Reply)

How did you get pregnant if your boyfriend has sex with men?

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:19, Reply)

It isn't a form of contraception
I am pretty sure the pope wouldn't recommend it if it was. But then, he isn't your mother.
( gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

He had sex with me as well

(i should have joined myspace, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I still don't understand

(PsychoChomp, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 20:52, Reply)

He's a greedy little bugger isn't he?

( girlinthehole, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Dun dun daaaaaah!
What will happen next week? Any hints you care to share for any future developments?

Also, is it in bad taste to start taking bets on what will happen next?
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:36, Reply)

would it stop us if it was?
Anyone giving odds on a long lost sibling appearing?
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:42, Reply)

I'm taking 15/1 on that

(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 21:48, Reply)

I'd like to add...
That yesterday she also reversed her car past a lamp post and snapped the door off.

A la The Inbetweeners.

I'll speak to you again tomorrow. It'll be ok. Somehow.

(Ironically, she mocked me for watching Hollyoaks. Now who's Miss Hollyoaks! Ha!)
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Sat 20 Jun 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Pipe down you!
Or I shall never tell you anything ever again.
(i should have joined myspace, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 4:37, Reply)

Meh
Congratulations on the pregnancy if that's the correct sentiment.
Have the implications of the blue on blue been discussed and brought into the open? It may be the best way of clearing the air.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Sun 21 Jun 2009, 0:17, Reply)