I quite like the fact that I don't have to click on dailymail links anymore, to get the whole story.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

That's OT for you.
Providing a well-appreciated service.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:57, Reply)

c'mon c'mon, you can see a picture of her in a blond wig covering her nippleths

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 19:58, Reply)

Why don't I see that picture?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:02, Reply)

You can
Your brain refuses to process its unappealingness.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:03, Reply)

they took it down
fuckers
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:04, Reply)

This is the Fail we're talking about after all.
Anyone who's not born and bred English is evil, immigrants carry a special kind of AIDS that lowers house prices and killed Princess Diana, and women don't have rude bits.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:07, Reply)

This I can confirm
and that too.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:10, Reply)

okay okay okay....
Right, 30 and married five times, so on average that's every 6 years.

Pretty good goin' I would say.

I'm not sure where the 'glamour model' thing has come from though, she's not ugly, but I wouldn't say she's glamour model material.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:08, Reply)

If she's a glamour model
then I'm Kate Beckinsale in Underworld.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:16, Reply)

may I have your autograph?!
*squeals in hope*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:18, Reply)

*draws a CDC on a piece of bus ticket*
There you go :)
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:20, Reply)

I didn't realise Kate becinsomething is banksy !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Apparently so!

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

*barges you out the way*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Now, now.
There's enough Kate for everyone.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:26, Reply)

that's just rude :(
what a CRAP monday! *cries into her orange soda*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:28, Reply)

Who loves orange soda?

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

Kel loves orange soda!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:46, Reply)

Is it true?

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Indeed I do!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I love orange Tango
best of all the Tangoes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I had grape soda yesterday.
It reminded me of a girl I knew with grape lipbalm at school.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

Nooo BFF!
We can share :)
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:29, Reply)

no, you've ruined it

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:33, Reply)

:'(

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:36, Reply)

why are you crying?
I'm the one who should be crying

I totally asked for an autograph first, and here you come busting through pushing me out of the way

crappy BFF
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:38, Reply)

Nooo
I luff you!! *lets you have the autograph and perves on you both*
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:41, Reply)

no no
*dismisses*

I don't want it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:42, Reply)

*hugs*

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

*brandishes whip*
There shall be no pushing.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:45, Reply)

Oh my

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:53, Reply)

Sorry. Reflex action.

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 20:56, Reply)

Why are you sorry?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:02, Reply)

Not sure although
I usually reserve the whip for someone else.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Ahem
What exactly is going on here?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

OK. Now I don't feel guilty.
Was warming up for you, my pet.
( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Yes mistress
*assumes position*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)

*winds back and cracks, hard*

( Maladicta, Mon 22 Jun 2009, 21:06, Reply)