I should be on £500 a day too
and you too.

Everyone on b3ta should be paid £500 a day just to be wonderful and keep the internet lie free.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, 2 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

He's so great, I got a pop-up yesterday asking me if I'll let AVG unblock Norton, I would have pointed it out but nobody else in the office would have 'got' it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I hope you said no

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'ld only have to fix it later on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I had a discussion with a chap in PCWorld along those lines
he insisted I buy Norton or something similar because AVG isn't reliable and has a known bug with vista.
I told him I'd check out the bug on some forums but I wasn't buying Norton, he asked where I'd look...I said, "Oh, Snopes.com!"
He looked blank.
Clearly he was an internet LEGEND!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hah, there was someone on here who's parents were convinced to spend something like £1500 on a mac laptop so they can send emails.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Sounds like my mum!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

She sing...... no gonz, no, bad gonz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

my academic consultancy rate
is 750 quid a day but no one has ever paid me 750 quid to consult me. Or even insult me. Or even anything me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Can I call you a bitch for 50p?

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

for 50p
you can call me anything you want, dollface
*winks suggestively*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*glees*
*thinks about those shoes*
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Those shoes are trashed now.
The fastening broke. Unless you like your shoes rough, yeah baby.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)