Poxy Proxy is a pain in the cock-sy...

I have a funny feeling in my water (call it women's intuition) that my work proxy beating link to B3ta is about to get shut down.

I currently use sickrik.com

Previous ones I have used before have been

Barnsey.org
bighairymanchild.co.uk

But they have since been rumbled.

I also can't get Axai's proxy to work anymore - although that might have something to do with the fact that I am a thickie twat.

Should sickrik get busted - does anybody know of another way to get onto B3ta?*

My fucking-about-doing-nothing-at-work future is in your hands people.

* Oh, and anyone who says 'www.B3ta.com' = Fail.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:10, 43 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have no idea
I think jelly.com used to be one.

But I replied just so I could whinge about how knackered I feel after strimming the entire garden and planting about 300 french bean seeds (yes, I know it's late) and now I'm having an iced coffee and waiting for my cordless screwdriver to recharge so I can make up my new potting bench.

Fuck me, I'm a bloke!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)

Hurhurhur.
/reading that in a smutty way.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

What, like the M&S adverts?
Or the 'fuck me' bit?

Because the 'fuck me' bit did include 'I'm a bloke'.....


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

;)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)

More for the whole "strimming the _entire_ garden" bit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Ah!
Good god, I don't do that myself!

I pay a young woman to do that for me!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:27, Reply)

Oh, ok then, fair enough.
o_0
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)

I got around my cab office's internet blocker by disableing the add-on in IE, and putting it back when I finished for the day.
Their 'IT' guy is quite funny-bad.

He once told me he should be on £500/day.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:14, Reply)

I should be on £500 a day too
and you too.

Everyone on b3ta should be paid £500 a day just to be wonderful and keep the internet lie free.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:15, Reply)

He's so great, I got a pop-up yesterday asking me if I'll let AVG unblock Norton, I would have pointed it out but nobody else in the office would have 'got' it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I hope you said no

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I'ld only have to fix it later on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I had a discussion with a chap in PCWorld along those lines
he insisted I buy Norton or something similar because AVG isn't reliable and has a known bug with vista.
I told him I'd check out the bug on some forums but I wasn't buying Norton, he asked where I'd look...I said, "Oh, Snopes.com!"
He looked blank.
Clearly he was an internet LEGEND!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Hah, there was someone on here who's parents were convinced to spend something like £1500 on a mac laptop so they can send emails.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Sounds like my mum!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)

She sing...... no gonz, no, bad gonz.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:47, Reply)

my academic consultancy rate
is 750 quid a day but no one has ever paid me 750 quid to consult me. Or even insult me. Or even anything me.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Can I call you a bitch for 50p?

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

for 50p
you can call me anything you want, dollface
*winks suggestively*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:05, Reply)

*glees*
*thinks about those shoes*
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Those shoes are trashed now.
The fastening broke. Unless you like your shoes rough, yeah baby.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:11, Reply)

http://jelly.b3ta.com/
Sickrik.

Board and talk would know more.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I just tried http://jelly.b3ta.com/

and it's locked out already.

ouch!

I fear for my b3ta future.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I'm not sure, sorry.
But I wanted to say hi!
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:21, Reply)

Hi!...

*waves*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Hi!
So, how goes things?
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)

Apart from the potential end of all things B3ta as I know it...

not too shabby really, thanks.

It will be a shitload better in 2 minutes' time when I go home though ;)
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Lucky sod!
Some of us have to work for another hour!

Hope you find a way around the proxy though.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Another hour?
Haaaaaaaaahahahaha!
*looks at time*
*wonders if Gonzo wants to meet earlier*

I love being able to send myself home...
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:46, Reply)

My logo I've been working on for a few days now has ended up with just the company name in a fancy font.
I hate myself sometimes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)

WE'RE GONNA HAVE DINNER TOGETHER!

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:51, Reply)

SUPERAWESOMEWINTIMEZ !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I wish you'd do that at bashes

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I did.
I went home early from the last one all sad, but no one knew.
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

DiT's bash?

( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yep.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:54, Reply)

What time did you leave?
I left before you (I remember you scorning me!) but I didn't think I'd left early.
( Captain V, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)

After you.

( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:58, Reply)

evidently before the last train
*snort*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 17:08, Reply)

:(

( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

If you lived here, you could have dinner with us.
:(
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:50, Reply)

If you lived here
You could have dinner with me.
Plus I think you'd die if you had dinner with Gonz and me.
Too much awesome in one place.
( Cawl, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Probably...
but what a way to go :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 23 Jun 2009, 16:53, Reply)

If they know a proxy is being used
they probably know who's using it too.
( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 4:39, Reply)