slow today
what's wrong with you all?

seriously, tell me. there must be something wrong/weird about you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:52, 18 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I was bleeding this morning
And I'm still traumatised by the velociraptors on the telly last night (Jurassic Park 3)
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:53, Reply)

You need some Manpons

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:56, Reply)

They wouldn't really help with this bleeding
Manitary towels might though.
( Captain V, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:58, Reply)

good term

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:05, Reply)

My happy trail's off-centre.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 11:55, Reply)

I'm sunbathing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:02, Reply)

Lies on the internet
next he's going to claim to be a girl with tits and everything, and then they'll post a vectored photo of themselves to show how popular they are ON THE INTERNET.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:08, Reply)

Oh come on I'm not that stupid
besides, everyone knows my cock's bigger than yours. My tits...about the same
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:10, Reply)

Yet more lies

(Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

SICK FILTH, BAN IT ETC...

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

I have
Strange, sticky outy, bottom ribs

And a complete inability to 'get into' this whole business/ working non-sense
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:03, Reply)

I'm too busy working
Apart from now, where I'm on my lunch :)
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:12, Reply)

I can't bend my arm.
And my elbow is mysteriously swollen.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:18, Reply)

Anything to do with the Moulin Rouge party?
...perhaps?
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

That's not til friday.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:14, Reply)

My cock doesn't do that pre-cum thing.

( Cawl, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 12:54, Reply)

I smiled at people.
That's seriously fucked up.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:00, Reply)

Weird, yes
I'm applying for jobs, you can't get much more weird than that!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 24 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)