Today's important question
How many of you who've quit smoking became uncontrollable raging bastards after quitting? Who found it easy to do and who became a fatty fat fatty?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:09, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I found it a piece of piss to do

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:12, Reply)

Oh sorry
you said giving up smoking, I thought you said putting your cock into a woman.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:13, Reply)

Sadly I have no cock, but if I did, it would be bigger than yours
and it'd do that precum thing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

the smartest thing to come out of your mouth is my balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

They were spikey
you should shave more often
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:17, Reply)

I like it when you pull the hairs with your teeth

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

I hear Brillo is going to start paying him for his pubs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I quit in 1996
Because I got fucked off with paying £3 a packet.

I didn't put on any weight, I joined a gym and exploited my new found lung capacity.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:15, Reply)

I wont be doing that because I hate gyms
I would like to take up a new martial art though. Maybe Kendo
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:16, Reply)

HAI YAH!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

Anything works...
...swimming, cycling, martial arts, running. I've tried 'em all.

Actually, that sounds a lot like Jay Emm Gee bait, so I'll simply say I quit smoking to move into my parents' basement and become a lolfatty.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:20, Reply)

Do it
I'd definitely beat you in a sword fight.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I'd beat you with my arms tied to my sides Lab
give it up.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:25, Reply)

You're overconfident
And you're not invincible.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

I got a Lvl3 Golden Sword and +25 chainmail gloves.
I'll kick all yo' asses.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Bullshit, I found a Kendo club near me
and you can go along and watch on Thursday nights...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Hmmm
Kendo aint going to be much good with your arms tied to your sides...
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:38, Reply)

there's a good kendo club
in the nautical school between london bridge and waterloo

I went to watch and was too intimidated to join, that said

/pussy
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

That's a bit more of a trek for me than I'd like
I've found one in Euston which is quite near me and they don't charge very much
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:43, Reply)

Go for it :)
I'd quite like to do a Japanese sword style martial art.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

Martial Arts win
I've found a club that does Jeet Kune Do, Brazilian Ju Jitsu, Filipino Kali and Thai Boxing. Seriously considering joining but it'd fuck with my skiing a bit so I'm not sure yet.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

I imagine you'd be good at BJJ
Even though I fended you off with both my arms held behind me, and while wearing a skirt. Then Clendrix told you off.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:29, Reply)

I used to do Ju Jitsu
I stopped doing it when I was 16 though. The club also lists combat submission wrestling under it's arts (but not on their timetable). Would love to do a bit of that as groundwork was my forte with Ju Jitsu.

:edit: I probably deserved the telling off.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:34, Reply)

Groundwork's my weakness
I've had little formal training. Might see if there's a club near me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:40, Reply)

My weakness is once you've grabbed up
I can't throw for shit once my opponent and I have hold of each other.

I'm considering going here on Mondays and Thursdays.

Now if only I could find somewhere to learn bo or jo jutso. Filipino Kali has some stick fighting though so that'd keep me happy I guess.
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:51, Reply)

I'd like to learn bo or jojutsu too
Nowhere round here does it
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:57, Reply)

Annoying aint it
I expect I'd be better suited to jojutsu but would learn bojutsu anyway. I just want to fight with a big ol' stick!

The first hit for jojutsu on google is Australian =/
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:01, Reply)

I found it easy
But then smokers hate me because I can have a cigarette or two, and then not want to smoke again for months on end. Or until I go to a b3ta bash.

And I am a fatty anyway, so I don't notice the change! ;)
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

*engages pandatron*
You're not a fatty at all!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Wow!
I am validated! Online!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

You're not a lolfatty or even pleasantly plump
Damn fine legs in a skirt too
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

KILT.
Not a skirt.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*engages pandertron*
You're right, you are a massively fat cunt, I'm surprised you didn't accidentally eat the plate under the bacon explosion.

Hmmmm. My pandertron seems to be broken.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:28, Reply)

Hahaha!
MFOTFABL
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Became an uncontrollable human ball of rage
And my belly expanded to Mykeyboy-esque proportions.

I still smoke.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:21, Reply)

I stopped over a long weekend away
With gum. Without the psychological cues to smoke I found it quite straightforward and was rather smug about it. As soon as I got home I had mad cravings but pride got me past them (mostly fear of ridicule following earlier smugness). I started out a fatty so didn't have to worry about that - I never substituted snacking for fags though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:24, Reply)

I tried to quit once, I became a raging bitch on wheels, gorging on anything in sight.
Needless to say I started back up.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:31, Reply)

I got to give up speedballing the smack first.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:33, Reply)

I gave up
and got thinner.

:S
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I gave up
But then the flight crew got food poisoning.
( Weejock, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 13:49, Reply)

I gave up 18 months ago
I got heavier than I've ever been. I replaced cigarettes with stodgy food. It started out as an incentive, but before I knew it I'd gone up two dress sizes and got myself a moon-face.
Now I'm slim again (although I'll never be a skinny rake like I was, because I turned 30 whilst quitting, and 30 puts you up a dress-size.)
I have more spare cash than I used to and my cough's gone.
I have the odd cigar.
Smokers is cool, and I miss it quite a bit, but I'm starting to go off the smell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:04, Reply)

I need to give up some time.
And I wanna learn something fun like en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bartitsu

A gentleman's art.
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:05, Reply)

I've got this at home
www.lulu.com/content/547629
( Captain V, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:21, Reply)

Amazing!
I like the bit on "using a hat as an additional weapon of self defense."
( Cawl, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

giving up cigarettes was easy
reefers, not so much. I'm an uncontrollable raging bastard at the best of times too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)