I am making roast beef noms for dinner.
Tis 8.46 and won't be ready till 10pm, but I don't care. I am going to eat like a prince tonight.

By the way - McDonalds announced their new McJackson burger - a 50 year old piece of meat in between 7 year old buns.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 4:47, 11 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

oh god, ms wbm!
/takes a run up
/SPANG!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:34, Reply)

It's a sad day.
Today's mourners break into two camps: Farrah Fawcett Majors and Michael Jackson minors.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:43, Reply)

That made me snort wine
over my keyboard!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:44, Reply)

It's for the best
I drank far too much wine last night. *shudder*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:47, Reply)

I have been good.
Have only had 2 glasses of wine all night! Almost bedtime, but I may stay up another 10 minutes so I can legally open my birthday cards!
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:49, Reply)

ohhh happy birthday
/gives massive boobsquishy loving birthday hugs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:57, Reply)

Happy Birthday!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:06, Reply)

Humpy Biffday!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:13, Reply)

Haha yes
I'm not sure I'll ever get bored of these.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 7:50, Reply)

Jacko

Michael Jackson suffered his heart attack while racing to a Los Angeles department store.

Someone told him boys trousers were half off.
(Kia Ora it's 2 orangey 4 crows, it's just 4 me and my dog, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:13, Reply)

*spang*
That was bloody awful... I like it!

Happy Birthday WBM!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 8:14, Reply)