More of a womanfriend.
Given my incredible antiquity.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

given the levels of abuse
it's been hard to judge whether that was happening or not. I'm still not sure.

b3ta confuses me sometimes
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)

Yeah,
This is really happening.
Don't adjust your set.
You are entering... The b3ta zone.

(Also, yes, they are)
( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Don't listen to him
It's just banter because of our one night stand.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)

FACEBOOK NEVER LIES

( Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

INTERNET LIES IN CAPS LOCK

( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

Ohhh, thank goodness, I'm still in with a chance !
\m/ (^o^) \m/
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)

fair enough
I would

*leers*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

I'm flattered
Always nice to get such attention from a bearded man.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)

you are more than welcome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)

back off, midget!
I saw him first.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)

I wont be short once I have...
These!
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

you will
you'll just be a jumping midget

however, there's more than enough to share
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)

You're just the right height.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)

True
I'm practically the perfect height for motorboating =D
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)

:D

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Yey short lived expensive gadget fascination!

*boing*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I don't think it'll be short lived
I plan to ask for money towards a pair of these for my birthday. That or equipment for ski waxing, not sure which yet.

:edit: My plan is to do the other one at Christmas.
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)

ski-boings=broken legs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)

I'm not going to do them at the same time!
Although I have already had a discussion with somebody about how cool it'd be =D
( Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)

I call pussy on not ski-boinging

I can do 1080s backwards, I SWEAR to christ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)