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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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All right?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:08, 68 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Nope
I'm half left!



gets coat
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Hah, with your hidious hide, I'ld say you're about 60% left.
I'm not even sure where I'm going with this, except out the door, L8erz ppl !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Yes.
You?
(TheColonel, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Not bad thanks, could be worst, could be better.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)
No.
I COULD OF DIED.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Wish you had

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
No you don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
Do

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Do NOT!

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)
Doubley do do

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
So totally do not.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
Fight!

(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Nah, 'cos he doesn't want me dead.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Do
*fetches samurai sword*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
Pffft!
You've not even got one!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:26, Reply)
Yes I do

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Really?
'cos I do to :D

Tuesday night.
You know where.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Sold

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
You know I will,
I hope,
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
You know I'm messing with you right?
I don't really have a sword =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
To bad.
I'll be there.
Katana in one hand. Cock in the other.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
I'm not going to attempt to guess
which hand for each.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)
What a vindictive thing to say !
My Goodness, V, if he now dies, in a horrible accident, or is disfigured for life, then you would feel gutted, in fact, it would be all your fault !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Nah
I'd chew on his limbs for the noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
I bet it wouldn't be the biggest bone you've had in your gob.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
But will you
Grind his bones to make your bread?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Nah
I'd fashion weapons out of them to kill people in his honour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
Bones don't make very good weapons
a bit too fragile when they dry out.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
I could use them decoratively
Perhaps in the hilt of a sword or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)
Just like they did
When Michael Jackson was black, and alive!

Great idea. And you can use them to make ear rings.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
I'd have Kaol inside me
(again)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)
Nowt
Wrong with that, is there!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)
could HAVE
not of. Unless you were being IRONICAL
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 16:12, Reply)
heeeeeeeyyy Gonzy baby, how are you today? Feeling good?
You look poshitively faboosh.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:15, Reply)
THank you darling, and may I say, "Woowzers".
I'm just having a procrastination fag, then I'm off to counciling, YAY !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:23, Reply)
This reminds me,
I got Chinese cigarettes at the weekend.
They're horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Can't be worst than those indian things with the little bit of pink string.
Or do you mean sly duetys? or prehaps some sort of drug code?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
They're proper cigarettes.
Just... Horrible.
If I was gonna quit, I'd start buying them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
cor blimey

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)
I'm not so bad
Although now that Michael Jackson is dead my girlfriend is now the most terrifying kiddie fiddler left on the planet.

I'm scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:18, Reply)
*dons white glove*

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
ARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)

OoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooh!
V's got a GIRLFRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
More of a womanfriend.
Given my incredible antiquity.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
given the levels of abuse
it's been hard to judge whether that was happening or not. I'm still not sure.

b3ta confuses me sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Yeah,
This is really happening.
Don't adjust your set.
You are entering... The b3ta zone.

(Also, yes, they are)
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Don't listen to him
It's just banter because of our one night stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
FACEBOOK NEVER LIES

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
INTERNET LIES IN CAPS LOCK

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)
Ohhh, thank goodness, I'm still in with a chance !
\m/ (^o^) \m/
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:31, Reply)
fair enough
I would

*leers*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
I'm flattered
Always nice to get such attention from a bearded man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:29, Reply)
you are more than welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
back off, midget!
I saw him first.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
I wont be short once I have...
These!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
you will
you'll just be a jumping midget

however, there's more than enough to share
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:36, Reply)
You're just the right height.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
True
I'm practically the perfect height for motorboating =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)
Yey short lived expensive gadget fascination!

*boing*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:39, Reply)
I don't think it'll be short lived
I plan to ask for money towards a pair of these for my birthday. That or equipment for ski waxing, not sure which yet.

:edit: My plan is to do the other one at Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:42, Reply)
ski-boings=broken legs

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:43, Reply)
I'm not going to do them at the same time!
Although I have already had a discussion with somebody about how cool it'd be =D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:45, Reply)
I call pussy on not ski-boinging

I can do 1080s backwards, I SWEAR to christ
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:46, Reply)
Still, beggers'n'choosers'n'what-not.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Ooohhhh Stunning. =(((
If you're in tonight, I'm workin' down the cab office,if you want some MSN LOLZ.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
I'm supposed to be going to the pub but I think I'm too crap to go.
So yes, I might well be around for a chat!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 15:30, Reply)

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