You're telling me, I named the thread BECKY AND CLENDRIX'S THREAD
and they all joined in with their fucking fluffy hugs and cups of tea. FFS
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:10, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

*offers hugs with razor blades in*

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

hugs and kisses
bites top lip hard until I taste blood
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

FUCK OFF YOU TERRIBLE CUNT

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

hahah
fucking birthday thief!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Mentions passports and visa's to piss off girlfriend who YOU'VE NEVER EVEN MET

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:15, Reply)

aha
not playing that game sorry
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

For shame
it's even expired, but I'm sure I can renew it without too much hassle.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

im sure you could
but still not playing!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

You don't have to, I'm happy enough playing by myself
wishes Al was here tonight instead of seeing stupid ACDC
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

I feel genuine hatred for him.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I still love him like the loveable mong that he is

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:34, Reply)

LOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATELOVEHATE
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:40, Reply)

and then some

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

He has a 12000 mile long willy.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

16,000
flaccid
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

*swoons*
I listened to all that Mutante thing.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

utter shite
isn't it?
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Better than that Ragga shit.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KHDb9xwHvc&feature=fvst
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

oh
err.

yeah.

huumm.

yours is shitter
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:37, Reply)

The Skinnies?
Ace live. Can't beat a bit of industrial fun.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:41, Reply)

Nice!
You can see where Manson nicked a lot of his stuff from.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

This song's quite tame compared to a lot of their stuff.
I like their real grindy shit.
Mmm...grindy.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I like it abrasive!
Arf!

May be time to fire up Pirate Bay:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:52, Reply)

I never got
much further than Ministry and NIN, with a little bit of KMFDM
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:45, Reply)

He got an inter-girlfriend from the other side of the alantic?
Jesus wept, seriously, by the time you work out the costs, he'ld be better off payin' a group of prozys, and it will be much better than that frigid "Ohhh, but I have issues, I'm a good [insert religion of your choice] girl really", well, thank's a fucking bunch bitch, get your tits out on webcam but get me to travel all the way up there to find out I ain't even gettin' my willy wet?

Fuck that shit, go find a whore, she'll teach you a better life lesson and leave you change for a curry'n'chips.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:21, Reply)

Genius

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:22, Reply)

^ THIS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Pffft!
Nailed it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:28, Reply)

fat cunts can go fuck a pineapple

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:11, Reply)

Oh my yes
with razor blades and razor wire in it
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Leafy end first.

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Is there any other way?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:16, Reply)

stop asking questions and bend over for christ sake

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:17, Reply)

You first
I'll erm...supervise
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:19, Reply)

uh uh, little girl

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)

I'm older than you sweets. Now get em off

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

oh :(
gutted
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:26, Reply)

ahem
"age before beauty" should be your reply
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:27, Reply)

yeah but beauty was a horse

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:29, Reply)

tsk
A fine filly, look on the positives
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:31, Reply)

fucking fruit
always reminds me of Humpty and his microwaved watermelon...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:38, Reply)

For Christ's sake Becky.
You can't fight the fluff.



I'm off for a wank.

Goodnight.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Wanker

( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:13, Reply)

Oh but I can
wanker
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:14, Reply)

Yeh!
Hit some teddy with your rhythm kendo stick.
( thealternativefact, Fri 26 Jun 2009, 21:23, Reply)