Oh, Ouch.
Stag Night plus many beers plus DiT = nasty hangover. B3tans, what's the best hangover cure you can think of? Bonus points for originality, clarity and hilarity.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:17, 12 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I've been told sweating the alcohol out of your system works best.
Wild sex or a sauna.

Take your pick.
( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:19, Reply)

@ blousie
Meh, I've tried wanking in my stuffy bedroom with the window shut.

It doesn't work, and smells of shame.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:32, Reply)

You made me do a sad lol.

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:35, Reply)

I almost smiled:)
I've decided finishing last night's rum is the best option.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:37, Reply)

Berrocca, dioralyte, and mashed pototato, and then paracetamol.
No bonus points for me but it does take the edge off.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:22, Reply)

Do you have to add water to the mashed potato too?

( girlinthehole, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:26, Reply)

Mmmm... Mashed potato!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:09, Reply)

Hmm
Personally, chasing a sweaty pig around a sty works best for me. The combination of pork, mud and the potential for hot sex when the farmers wives and daughters see your manly form chasing the mobile bacon always works.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:23, Reply)

Does the smell of pigshit
not make you gag worse?
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:45, Reply)

Bacon.
Delicious bacon. You can't have any of mine though.

Alternatively, McDonald's works quite well. And about 6 pints of water.
( Maladicta, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 13:41, Reply)

This worked yesterday
Drink a whole carton of "exotic juice" from Tesco
Eat two slices of pizza that you bought last night
Have a shower
( Captain V, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Also:
a Bloody Mary. I just had one and it was lovely. I wasn't hungover though, but when I am it sorts me out and gets me back in the saddle.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 16:07, Reply)