@smathels
What's wrong? You can tell me.

Were talk mean to you?
Did mama not breast feed you?
Did the girls in school reject you?
Are you a lolfattie?
(MoistTickle we are legion, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:29, 66 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Hahahaha, all of the above

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:30, Reply)

Hahaha
Moist, you're new, but I rather like you!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:31, Reply)

^this
welcome aboard newbie! your fitting reet in
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hmmm...
the last one me thinks
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Then you clearly need more lol
fattie by itself is a bit tragic on here.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:36, Reply)

well yeah i got a pasty
just need the lols now
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Where's the lols in that O lolfattie?
Oh wait, are you looking for them now? Carry on.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:40, Reply)

YEAHH Im a 14 stone fat cunt
give me ya pies
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:45, Reply)

Put down the crudely fasioned pipe that you use to freebase lard
and go for a walk
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i would do
but im afraid my tiny little legs won't carry me
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

He likes rape games
And noncing. And he posted nonsensical rubbish on /talk, too, which is why we told him to fuck off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:47, Reply)

Excuse me, Madam
But I really like your username. That is all.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

Thank you.
A few trolls have thought it was my real name lately, and attempted to make me cry by slagging it off.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:53, Reply)

They're obviously idiots
who have never read the good word of The Prophet.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

lol it's a shit name are you as ugly as your name lol
TOP TROLLING.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Hahha, that's you told then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

I changed it STRAIGHT AWAY.
To avoid further embarassment. Online.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

A sensible course of action.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:06, Reply)

omg
ur inishuls r EW, says everyfink really dusnt it
( weaver., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:31, Reply)

I no lol
i shud just die lol
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:21, Reply)

lol

( weaver., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 0:59, Reply)

Reading his posts it appears he may be an advance wave for a 4chan invasion
or just some guy who reads to much encyclopedia dramatica
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:52, Reply)

I reckon the latter
We had a 4chan invasion recently and it was a bit shit considering.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:55, Reply)

I don't really get 4chan.
Are there no usernames?
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

I don't think so
I don't see the attraction in the place myself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Ah, sure it's called Anonymous, isn't it.
Duh.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

I missed that
what happened?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:04, Reply)

Twat came over and posted hi res pics of gays and dripping cunts
was amusing for me as I was home, but not so much for people at work.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

bastard

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

You're just bitter cos you missed the dripping gaping flange fest
Filled my screen good and proper it did ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:15, Reply)

meh
I have never once had safe search turned on when I do an image test.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Me either, I probably should sometimes
But I don't work, so I figure it can't be that bad.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Quick!
Strengthen the barricades! Prepare the boiling oil! Repel 4chan at all costs, men! OPEN FIRE!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

He just doesn't make sense:
Gilgy found stuff on him:
b3ta.com/talk/6258149

b3ta.com/talk/6255289

Creepy.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:56, Reply)

That
Is fucking scary.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:57, Reply)

Yup.
What can i get in touching mode and les mode?

ILLITERATE NONCING.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:58, Reply)

Christ he's a rubbish troll
No effort made these days.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:00, Reply)

True.
They don't make them like they used to.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:01, Reply)

I shall keep him noted for some piss taking.
Although technically I am a nonce. Am and am not. Never been quite sure if I am. Still going to attempt my poor version of pisstaking on him.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:02, Reply)

How are you a nonce, then?

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I thought you beat up a nonce
not were one.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

I did beat up one
Although nothing like the story in the profile suggests (yes - a lie on the internet).

I'm sort of a nonce because my other half was only just 15 when we first met - although that's the legal age in Sweden - and we had been talking the usual filth before I went over. I made her wait until she 16 before I bring her over here to avoid breaking that law though. So I wuld sort of say I am - my ex tried to make enough trouble for me because of her the age. Nothing like smathels though.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Nonce
had to be said
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-rTrtlDPBM

SFW
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I'm afraid to look

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Tis a perfect summation
Although, I have less hair.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:14, Reply)

its sfw

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Hahahahhaa
that's rather good
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Oh, that's excellent!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:16, Reply)

also
www.collegehumor.com/video:1912846
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:17, Reply)

Ha, excellent and wrong at the same time

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

the addtion of the lazy town girl was a nice touch

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Stephanie's a common paedo wank fantasy.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:22, Reply)

do not want
durty glitter enthusiasts
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I like Phillip Seymour Hoffman though
what does this say about me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:25, Reply)

That you like great actors?
*presents self*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:57, Reply)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

"Technically, I'm a nonce."
B3ta - home of disturbing statements.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:05, Reply)

its what keeps us coming back

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Oh. My. God.
*boiks*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 22:59, Reply)

What the fuck?
Oh man, that's wrong.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:03, Reply)

FFS NO
Its terrible even by the standards of the internet
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NONCE
Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise.

Ah, no exercise. Internet fatty then.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:18, Reply)

the peices all fit

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:21, Reply)

Is that what it stands for?
I knew it was a prison term. Didn't know it stood for anything though. I guess you learn something new every day :D
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:23, Reply)

They don't exercise with the other prisoners
because they fiddled with kiddys.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 28 Jun 2009, 23:29, Reply)