You love it!
Actually I have been told my cuntiness is actually endearing and sweet. And you all fucking love me so it must be true
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:11, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I guess so.
I had Adventure Fail at the weekend :(
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Did you not have fun at
Barryland?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:14, Reply)

Barry is so shit
it's not even shit in a good way. it's just shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

I didn't go there.
The road to Cardiff was real slow with traffic, so ended up going for a walk some place with loads of locks, and eating ice cream.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

better than going to barry

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

I still wanna go there.
Did you know Fred West's ashes were scattered in the sea there?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

I did
but I suspect it is because you told me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Also,
The beaches on Barry were voted cleanest in Wales last year.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

they must be pretty clean then
the beaches I've been to in wales are spectacularly lovely. I'll try and find the name of a beach I've been to that is particularly nice. it's worth checking out.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Yeah!
Let me know, eh?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:12, Reply)

I don't think so. And I know other people don't think so too.
Just cos a select few do doesn't mean every body does. Sorry to burst your bubble. Don't swallow me with that cavernous vag of yours now. s'just forum banter innit?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:16, Reply)

just saying it's forum banter doesn't make it so
your bitterness is shining through like a goddamn beacon. I recommend a course of not-taking-everything-so-seriously.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:18, Reply)

And 1000cc of BACONS.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:19, Reply)

HOW DO YOU STOP THE BACON?

( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

You don't
We're fattening you up catface
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

Yeap!
It's gonna be amazing.
Should we put it on the calender?
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

Yes lets!
We should have another leam bash too
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

^this
But with less marker pen...
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

less more
(bill, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

Yeah, we should.
I think we should go to the pub again.
I like that pub.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Actually, I forgot.
Maybe this is a bad idea, seeing as you're so HORRIBLE.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

*cries*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

You don't have any feelings, you're a MONSTER.

( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

It's not true
Al is the only one who understands me!!1one!!11elevenz
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Ok well
let me know when you are free (and as you control Catface and he has to drive you he is free) and we shall organise another shin dig *dances*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:29, Reply)

With MOAR mariokart
Is it sad that I'm tempted to bring my wii and another telly so that we can play with MOAR screen each?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I vote this
WIN!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:33, Reply)

I vote this WIN too!
I'll bring my sexiness.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:34, Reply)

You're bringing Mel?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:37, Reply)

No
I'm bringing Mel. Kaol will be left in my boot.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:39, Reply)

Oh :\
I think we'd be coming from Wales though, haha!
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

And your suckiness
Which is good as I'm a little worried that bill and TGB will be better than me now that they have MK to play themselves.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:38, Reply)

Yup
we practised lots at the weekend too :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Oh dear
I might have to dust off my wii soon then.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

you can't
apollo 440 did a song about it.


you know, can't stop the bacon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:24, Reply)

bitter?
no - I'm all blunt and honest me. I'm just telling a truth not everybody might want to hear. For instance - I know that a lot of you don't like me, and I know a lot of you see me as just some kid - but frankly, I don't really care about anything much at the moment.
Provide said course, and maybe we can take it together? You sound awfully grumpy :P
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:20, Reply)

if there's one thing I'm not guilty of, it's taking things seriously
perhaps bitter wasn't the right word, but you are too much with the fluff and hugs for real bluntness and honesty.

wouldn't say I didn't like you. it takes all sorts. don't care for the fluff much, but hell, at least you aren't as dull as piston_broke
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

You don't know me very well,
if you think I'm not blunt when I need to be. Or want to be. The reason I'm fluffy as often as I am is because I don't generally like saying everything nasty on my mind. I'd rather treat people how I want to be treated. So Damn, I'm going to be fluffy if it kills me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:30, Reply)

there's a line between being nice because that's how you want to be treated
and being nauseating with hugs and love.

I'm not an advocate of full time, immediate cuntiness because that gets just as dull as anything else, and I'm all about not being bored.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

I like VC
And she is not fluffeh ad nauseum.

/edit... oh and you're all cunts! :)
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

it's not constant
but it is intense
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:43, Reply)

After staring at that line
I started to imagine a camp site stuffed with kittens.
Fluffeh In Tents.
Made me giggle. Then die a little inside.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:48, Reply)

OH MY GODZ
VC doesn't like me. Man my whole world has just come crashing down.

Somebody hold me please?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:21, Reply)

*holds*
*with knives*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

Never said I don't like you,
just that I don't like your cuntishness. When you're actually nice - and you mean it - then I find you fairly pleasant to be around. When you're not - well, I've said it all already.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:22, Reply)

You've never been around me
And I am never nice and mean it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:25, Reply)

INTERNET LIES!
You have been nice. I have a coffee shop in some northern moors somewhere to prove it.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:26, Reply)

Awight Darlin
Long time no see, you moved into your new digs yet? I have no concept of time so forget when people are doing stuff....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Extra long time to reply
Am moving Wednesday.

ARRRGGGHHH!!! I have a LOT of possessions.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:40, Reply)

Time for a good clean out then!
Sell sell sell!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:47, Reply)

You are assuming anyone would want to buy
any of the old crap I'm prepared to part with.

Charity shop and skip m'love. You're going to have to learn how to live with boxes.
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:49, Reply)

You can build a fort!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Oh yeah!
I'll build a giant cardboard box fort. And fire those little polystyrene balls at passers by. That'll make the neighbours like me!
(Psyche finishes work at the end of June! Yay!!!, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 10:13, Reply)

No need to get hung up on the technicalities
Just because they're not giving you a reach around doesn't mean they're not fucking you.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:27, Reply)

I would,
But I've got both hands on the back of Capt'n V's head.
He's under my desk, y'see.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:23, Reply)

I hope
You still provide the small Vietnamese boy for him to sit on. One must maintain standards you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:28, Reply)

Nope.
I prefer the mat-of-interwoven-orphan-babies.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:32, Reply)

Oooooh, get him.
Moving upmarket? Show off.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:42, Reply)

*shrugs*
A gentleman's gotta do his best.
( Cawl, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 9:51, Reply)