two lab coats?
Excellent, let's roleplay.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:06, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I have a lab coat too, and work in a 'lab'
But I'm staying out of your games.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Why have you got a lab coat?
In case the pixels contaminate your clothes?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:07, Reply)

Old boss made us wear them to look awesome when visitors came 'round
Sadly there's nobody here fit enough to pull off the 'nothing-but-sexy-lingerie-under-the-lab-coat' look.

So I had to step up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:13, Reply)

*cries*
I really want to see Labs in his white coat.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

I don't have a pic to hand
I have a zombie-labcoat-bloodied-lab though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

*sees*
Phwoooooar!
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

Oh dear god
The mental image makes me want to scratch out my eyes and knock one out at the same time.

Lab in suspenders...phwoar.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

I'm honoured
I think.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:20, Reply)

You have no choice in the matter
*produces chloroform*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

Cool,
you be Cameron, I'll be House and he can be the patient who doesn't have lupus.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:10, Reply)

I'm not ok with this
Unless there's anal probing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:14, Reply)

* unveils giant 'thermometer' *

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

*steps in*
I'm good at this.
( thealternativefact, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:15, Reply)

What do you think the 8 inches of silicone are for?
Or the lube I'm liberally applying to my fists?
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

you've just reminded me I need to buy butter.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:16, Reply)

Urgh
One of the most disgusting substances known to man. If you come anywhere near me with that, for any reason at all, you will get kicked in the vagina.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:18, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)

Hmmm
Add the following to the list:

Mayonaise
Salad Cream
Butter replacement spreads
Cheese
Milk (if drinking)
Hot drinks

:edit: And with that I'm making my way to the pub.
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:21, Reply)

I know the list,
I've been perusing the Meat cookbook with the list in mind.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:23, Reply)

Don't forget the most important one; seafood
Why did I forget the only one that can kill me when making my list of food that'd make me kick people in the vag?

*is actually going now*
( Captain V, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:26, Reply)

...your life insurance policy...
how up to date are the payments on that, exactly?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:29, Reply)

She doesn't have a vagina
Only a pair of remarkable, if rather unsavory, testicles.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 29 Jun 2009, 17:19, Reply)