Last night I dreamt
that Jack Dee had broken into my house, so I put a Primark bag over his head and called him "Primark John Merrick".

Can any of you beat that for a bizarre dream?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:09, 7 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I dreamt
I was a transvestite fashion designer who got caught up in a weird time travelling medical drama.

I wish I had made that up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:11, Reply)

^ this
beats mine.

Also sounds like a Viz story.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:13, Reply)

Yeah
I was also a male transvestite. I kinda miss my dream penis
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:15, Reply)

I once dreamt that I was a duck
and that I was being chased by a bear. So I hid in a hollow log to get away from him.

Well, it seemed quite dramatic at the time, anyway. Canard'ly blame me for that, can you?
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:41, Reply)

Not so much wierd but random.
I once dreamt I was snogging Eddie Murphy in the bushes of a park.
( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 9:45, Reply)

Fred Durst & Sarah Michelle Gellar
had recently got married & decided that they wanted to live in my childhood home. I was showing them round the house & they were all "Oh my. It's delightful" I don't know why they were posh & english but fuck it! It was a dream.
(MyFakeName, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Being stabbed to death
by Kim Jong Il while having my feet tickled by Claudia Schiffer
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 10:44, Reply)