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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm UNBELIEVABLY angry

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:53, 110 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Did you realise how shit you are?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
I don't believe you

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
I just had to spend
3 and a half hours on the motorway and it's so hot I think I have sweated at least two or three pints into my car seat.

But I just had a mint feast. So I feel better now.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
That's nothing,
we were in a 5 and a half hour traffic jam to get into glastonbury on wednesday.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)
That's your own fault
you fucking hippy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)
The traffic jam was fun though
there were pubs on the way so you could jump out the car have a pint and then catch up your car by walking.
Oh and there were loads of beautiful women and music in all the cars.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)
No, there were lots of ugly crusties
who smelt and they kept playing their stupid pretentious music because they thought it made them really unique.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:24, Reply)
Don't say things like 'mint feast' on here.
I'm too suggestible. Now I need an ice cream. Then it's third coat o' paint time.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)
Third?
Now that's commitment to the job
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:58, Reply)
fucking apple white.
Two coats don't cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Should have used an undercoat first
basic decorating SkillZ. You'd never get a visa if you weren't already part of the UK
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:01, Reply)
undercoat, schmundercoat
*trips over dog*
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)
Is that what you're making V pretend to be this weekend?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)
yeah,
he has to sit up and beg.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
THEY MAKE MINT FEASTS?
Fucking hell, I want need one
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Smoke some heroin.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:54, Reply)
You are Victor Meldrew AICMFP.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:56, Reply)
*points at nose*
*points at BGB with other hand*

Got it in one sista!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 14:57, Reply)
*raises hand palm front*
Talk to the hand cause the face aint listening.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:00, Reply)
*makes "W" sign with both thumbs and forefingers*
Whatever!

*inverts sign*

Your Mother

*return sign to original way up*

Works

*inverts sign again*

at McDonalds!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:02, Reply)
*Makes a fist and raises middle finger *
Swivel.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:07, Reply)
*pretend to scratch side of nose using index finger*

*looks pointedly at BGB from the corner of one eye*

*says nothing*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
*makes a fist and raises pinky finger and wiggles it*
*says even less*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
*does elephant impression*









*thinks that elephants normally have bigger trunks*
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
*lifts up top and jiggles boobies*
*Watches the elephants trunk to see what happens*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
Hmmmm
my elephants trunk appears to have been sick
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
I think i just came buckets.....AGAIN
seriously i need to see a doctor about this
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:27, Reply)
Are you all red and puffy-lookin?

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:03, Reply)
I'm pretty sweaty
I was half naked about twenty minutes ago, but I thought I ought to put my shirt back on before I went to get an ice cream.

That said, in Stevenage it appears to be perfectly acceptable to be half naked in public areas.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Wap yer cock on the ice-cream man's counter and get him to douse it in Mr Whippy.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Then come round here.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:05, Reply)
Haha!
You sexy minx.

Never mind a 69, make mine a 99.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Wooo, she's frisky today.
Obviously getting herself in the mood for the weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
My weekend stretches before me like a barren wasteland...
oh, except for the plans I have, and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
are they plans which involve hawking and chebs?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Sadly not :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
bukkake?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
Nothing even remotely fun.
It's just not on, I tells ya.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
Are you going to try and play spot the difference in Brixton?
Because you know you can't do that.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
It's like a Sea of Same down there.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
Should those numbers be the other way round?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
Nope.
A 99 is a cornet with a chocolate finger. *waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
If you ask nicely
you can sometimes get two.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:17, Reply)
I always ask nicely.
I'm a good girl.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
Chocolate finger DP?
For Blousy's creamy cornet?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
*makes spiteful cuntish comments*

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:09, Reply)
Oh, right,
like, you're a right bitch innit and although we've never met I'm, like, gonna get right wound up about you, you horrible person.
*inappropriate winky face*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:10, Reply)
*slaps Clendrix with her passport*
Fuck off and buy me more tat
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
*heads off to some random European capital
WITH NO PROBLEM*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
I'M NOT JUST PICTURES ON A SCREEN YOU KNOW
I CAN FEEL, MY FACE GOES ALL SCRUNCHY LIKE WHEN I READ YOUR NASTY WORDS.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:11, Reply)
DON'T COME TO THE UK FOR PLASTIC SURGERY THEN.
Go to Romania.
They'll let any fucker in there, now.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:13, Reply)
And then
I blog about my feelings on b3ta and then cry more when people aren't fluffeth
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:14, Reply)
Especially you
you spiteful witch
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:16, Reply)
Well
I'm sat next to you so you must be a witch too. Explains the green complexion and boil on your nose
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:25, Reply)
I don't believe you

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:12, Reply)
Dear god Stevenage
I pity you for being there / having been there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:19, Reply)
*prods V*
Oi! V!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:20, Reply)
Oi clenders!
How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
*wiggles*
I'm having an OK day and haven't melted away yet.
Are you behaving?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:22, Reply)
*wiggles back*
I always behave badly.

I'm starting to melt away here, it's horrible. Soon I'll be leaving for the pub which will be the 4th time in 5 days; this time I can't get pissed though =[
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:28, Reply)
Oh well...
pub sober is better than work sober.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:32, Reply)
No
Kaol will be there and he has to "give me something".

I'm afraid that my anal virginity may not be intact much longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:33, Reply)
Oh dear god.
Well, I shouldn't worry - however tight that little arse of yours, I doubt you'll feel a thing.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:34, Reply)
HA
I'm loving the fact you're trying to claim it is currently
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:35, Reply)
His own fingers don't count.
Neither does his dad's tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:37, Reply)
It is
I'm a giver not a taker.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:38, Reply)
HA
I'm loving the fact you're trying to claim you are dominant enough to be a giver
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)
I love the fact
that he's claiming his cock can get hard enough to "give" anything.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:40, Reply)
Think what you like
I'll just carry on as normal.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:41, Reply)
As in
masturbating over a picture of Peter Mandelson on your own?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:44, Reply)
Yes =D

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:48, Reply)
hush it up, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 15:21, Reply)
What's with all the wiggling you fucking weirdo's?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:04, Reply)
Wiggling?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:08, Reply)
Ha, you accept the title of weirdo since you replied
yeah, there's wiggling aplenty going on up there.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
MY OFFICE IS FULL OF SOUTH AFRICANS.
It's making me want to claw my ears out.

I fuckin' hate South Africans.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
THEY'RE STILL TALKING. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
I WISH THEY WERE ALL DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:06, Reply)
They're still here.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:09, Reply)
And still
we don't care
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:10, Reply)
They've gone now.
Their voices are horrible.
Like seagulls squawking in your ears.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)
I care
I just didn't want the internet to know that I cared.

So I cared very quietly under the desk.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:13, Reply)
LIES
ON TEH INTERNETZ
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Thanks Al.
One of them was going on about how his hobby "back in Seef Effrica" was cock-fighting.
What a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:17, Reply)
Oh just call them a Kaffa and be done with it
And it's sarf Effrika anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:18, Reply)
They said it near my fuckin' head
Enough times in the last hour.
It was most certainly said the way I typed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
did he mention
that the blicks are out to steal their ferms?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
He was talking about how the blicks
Work for them for less money.
*sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:20, Reply)
Clendrix wouldn't know which ones he was talking about though.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:22, Reply)
That's because she's a terrible racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:24, Reply)
She disgusts me
and I don't like her racist views either.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
Agrees, a terrible one
Edit: I don't like your face Al, but I don't call you names
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:26, Reply)
yes you do

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:29, Reply)
good point

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
No I dont

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:34, Reply)
yes you do

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:37, Reply)
WHEN?

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
You've called me a cunt lots of times.
And you once started a whole thread saying I was unnacceptable.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:44, Reply)
Haha, did I?
Maybe it's time for another Al is unacceptable thread.

I only call you a cunt in a loving way though, there's a difference between me calling you a cunt and calling Piston a cunt. HUGE difference
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
When did I call you names?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:30, Reply)
You don't, but you called Clendrix the magnificent a rasssist

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:35, Reply)
So did you!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:36, Reply)
You did it first, I was just copying your example

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:42, Reply)
That's what Hitler said!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:43, Reply)
Wha?
Who was Hitler copying? I thought he was marching to the beat of his own drum.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:48, Reply)
No he was copying Clendrix
but he couldn't tell the difference between the jews and the blacks so he killed them all.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:49, Reply)
MFOTFAB

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:56, Reply)
WTH
seriously your wiggling weirdo
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 19:01, Reply)

angry ugly
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 30 Jun 2009, 16:16, Reply)
Its Wednesday, its 8.24 in the morning
and I would now kill my own mother for a mint feast.

THANKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 8:24, Reply)

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