The annoying 'celebrity' thread.
Pull up a chair and vent your spleen. Who is your most hated celebrity meeja type? Whose genitals would you like to tie sausages to and set them loose in the lion enclosure at the zoo? Who makes you want to pour petrol in your ears and set them alight so you don't have to listen to their inane ramblings? Who, dear reader, would you dearly like to cunt in the fuck?

Mine? Sarah Fucking Kennedy. A more witless, banal, 'jolly hockey sticks' excuse for a radio DJ you couldn't wish to have inflicted upon you; utterly devoid of any musical knowledge and who talks incessantly over whatever bloody song she's playing about her cats or her bloke who's so much younger than she is, you know.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:27, 16 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Alan Davies.
Tramp biting, self-obsessed, moron. Not even the Mighty Lord Fry can cancel him out on QI.
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:32, Reply)

He bit a tramp?
What?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:34, Reply)

Apparently.
I also know people who've met him and claim he's a cunt.
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:42, Reply)

well
Chris Moyles
Nicky Campbell
Richard Bacon

can die slowly and painfully, arseholes the lot of them
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Chris Moyles is a prize cunt.
He did do one funny song though, that my flatmate has made into an AMV. With Sam & Max.
( Maladicta, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 19:58, Reply)

If it's radio djs
don't forget George Lamb or Shaun Keiverny (I don't know if that's how spell his name). *Sigh* I miss when Phil Juppitus was on BBC6 breakfast.
(MyFakeName, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)

Jade Goody
when she was alive, at least. It's sad that she died; it's sad if anyone dies and I'm sure those who loved her were distraught.
I however was sick of the media circus and thought she was a vacuous waste of oxygen.

Jo Whiley also really pisses me off - she's an irritating, condescending middle class cow with shit taste in music; I positively rejoice when Sara Cox comes on at 10am instead. I know a lot of people find her annoying but frankly she's a little bit mental and I find her northern-ness quite comforting given I live in Brum land and hear ear bending accents on a daily basis. Seriously...the brummie accent is like fingernails down the blackboard of my soul. /sigh
(berk, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:14, Reply)

yup
Chris Moyles is a fat oaf who could well disappear up his arse for all I care.

Re: Jade Goody, I couldn't give a shit what she dies of. She was a waste of flesh and frankly I felt nothing when she died.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 20:41, Reply)

Mike Gatting.
A hero of mine. Middlesex and England batting LEG-END. And then I met him.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Oh, and:
Pete (now Peter, obv.) Doherty
Calum bleeding living off my Dad's liver Best (which is an ironic surname)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

err
Mike Gatting never played for Essex, he was Middlesex?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

What?
Thanks, I have been remarkably stupid there. I support Essex, I guess I was trying to paper over the errors of history.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

thank fuck for that
thought you might have meant Graham Gooch, which would mean I have to beat you to death with your own shoes, as he is ace
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

Haha, nah!
I am a member at Essex CC, and Goochy's a REAL legend, and a top bloke!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 21:20, Reply)

Madonna
Seriously love, put it away.
(lei, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:07, Reply)

Apparently
Dodgy kebab shops are the biggest buyers of mutton in Britain, on account that it's cheaper than lamb, and when it's been rotating on that sweaty spike for 12 hours, no one can tell the difference, particularly when they're pissed.

I therefore propose that we take Madonna, this sweaty, revolting stack of mutton-dressed-as-lamb and shove a spike up her arse on which she can rotate for 12 hours or more.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 1 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)