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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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VC and YM
sittin in a tree

F-I-S-T-I-N-G
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 21:59, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
I don't think VC would do that
she's never seen a minge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)
But she's expertly decided you're a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)
She's no lesbian
but she is incredibly astute like that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
How do you think gayers manage?
They don't have minges. Besides, wasn't she a faux lesbinin for a while? So I'm guessing she looked at her own one for a while at least.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Probably not

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)
You think about her a lot, don't you?

(Flid James carry on, mongs, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
More than I should
but only when I'm making love to my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)
Making love?
Haaaaaaahahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
Okay
poking in the thigh with my flacid cock while she's asleep
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)
And then, Oops, oh are you awake...can we just spoon for a while baby?
I'll just put it here.

I know all the tricks young Al
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

know
have fallen for
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)
Tru Dat

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)
Waaaaay too many times
head hanging in shame
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:34, Reply)
Just how I likes it

(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)
Oh, I say.
You're a horrid meat puppet, Buckfast, and no mistake.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:10, Reply)
But you'd do them in a moment
I would
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)
I would not!
I have standards, you know.

They'd have to buy me a bag of chips and place a bet for me on the 3:15 at Kempton first. Then we'd be cooking.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:14, Reply)
What is it about the 3:15 at Kempton
that makes it the "go-to" race for such offers?

Enquiring minds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Don't ask me.
I wouldn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:00, Reply)
kaol

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
Me?
Don't compare me to that inferior shit. I'm more like a fine Kopparberg
(Buckminsterfuller Bring out yer meat puppets, it's time for some fun, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)
A fine Klopper
and no mistake
(Stiff Richard, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:18, Reply)
You've been hanging out with Tourette's too much
You have.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Kaol

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Thu 2 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

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