Its good.
A little hard on the back though, especially when you have a bit of a bony spine.

Oooo, have fun!!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm well-cushioned ;)
I will do. But I hope he's up for it. He's used the "I'm too tired/have a headache" line on me before!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

That's our line!
Men can't steal it!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:37, Reply)

Your line?
Noone's ever used that line on me before.

Statement may contain internet lies
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:39, Reply)

Boss-
it's the typical response if they think a guy is too ugly to ahve sex wiht, or just can't be bothered.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:41, Reply)

I always used to use it when the ex just wasn't turning me on...
i.e. most nights.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

The Ex doesn't do it for me, either.
Dunno why I keep doing it to myself.

Must be his sparkling personality.

Oh wait -
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Cos a shag's a shag isn't it?
No shame in that.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Yeah, but if I wanted a DECENT shag
I'd go to my other fuckbuddy.

Who is a lot better.

But lacks the emotional connection.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

Well there you go.
Is it the emotional connection you crave rather than a damn good porking?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:56, Reply)

He's got a place in my heart.
It's probably furlined, where he's waited on hand and foot by scantily-clad slaves, giving him any pleasure he wanted...

He's completely undeserving, but I just can't quit him!

/is brained by homophobic cowboys
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Wow
Sounds like a nice place he's got there.

Is he still hung up on you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:05, Reply)

*pause*
AAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

You're funny.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Well, I try.
:D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:37, Reply)

He never liked me.
/massive sob story
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

Always good to have options :D

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

This?
New guy does though. Phew!
/hot and bothered
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:54, Reply)

;-)
I know.

My ex-wife seemed to have crippling headaches 99.8% percent of the time.

The other 0.2% I was too pissed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:46, Reply)

:$
I just fail at working out if anyone is taking the piss or not.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)

Bless your heart :)
*pats head*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Hang on....
But there really is a pandemic of Weekend headaches that only affect girls, right...?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:47, Reply)

Yes.
Of course there is. Don't mind these people.
Everything you've been told is true. *pats head*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Phew
Also, sometimes you can be so good at the sex that girls aren't ready for round two for several years, right? Right?
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

This is also true.
Sometimes, round one is so mind-blowingly amazing, girls believe that ever having a round two may cause them to implode from sheer pleasure, and so prefer not to have a round two at all, so that they can better remember round one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

She's right
Only reason I haven't put my head in the oven!

That, and because it's electric.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

I knew it!
In your face, Citizens Advice Bureau!

'Inappropriate conduct' my arse!

Still, that ban expires in a month so I can rub it in their faces!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:09, Reply)

Careful
Rubbing it in their faces could lead to another ban.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

It's ok
I've bought a balaclava. Lets see them pick me out of a line up a second time!
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Fri 3 Jul 2009, 20:15, Reply)