Ouch
I don't envy you in the slightest! I'd eat loads of ice cream, probably mint choc chip, that I'd mashed up with a spoon so that it's nice a slushy. Of course that wont sustain you for very long.

Why are you having them out anyway?

:edit: Eye colour would probably be a golden yellow.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:17, 3 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Their visa's expired.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Nah
you want to eat crisps and cornflakes and that peanutbutter brittle stuff
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:19, Reply)

And wash it all down with a bottle of gin.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)

gin turps
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:21, Reply)

Haha!
I remember when my brother had his tonsils removed.
My parents went on holiday, so I was "looking after" him.
I told him that he should only eat dry toast and crackers.
Poor kid.
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:22, Reply)

You're such a colossal cunt
But I love you anyway.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I know.
How was Bristol?
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

Not as awful as I'd expected
The good parts are much nicer than I expected but the bad bits are worse. Had a good weekend though - I could do with longer there to try all the ciders though.

How was Wales?
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Wales was fine!
Cinema, bbq, drinking, rats.
Good weekend :D

The waterfront area of Bristol is lovely, but yeah, some bad bits!
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I hear weird irishers hang out in the bad bits looking for young boys to seduce

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

They've cunning
I had to be very careful all weekend. Crazy old Irish hags were offering me cider, sausages, pizza and party rings all weekend. I'm lucky my mummy told me never to accept treats from strangers.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

She evidently didn't tell you anything about wet and slippery tunnels.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

That tunnel was damn fun
Best part of the weekend!
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Are they really a stranger if they've already sucked your cock?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Depends whether or not you know their name

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

I write my name on my forhead
then I can never be accused of having sex with strangers.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Is it appropriate to scream out the username of the person fucking you
if you don't know their real name?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:02, Reply)

I think it's actively encouraged

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

You find out their username first?!

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:03, Reply)

That's what they feed them now instead of icecream and jelly and stuff
I shit you not.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

because...
I've had a lot of orthodontic work done and they're all impacted against my teeth. This would have been fine except they've started shifting and pressing harder against my teeth that have only been out of braces and plates for about 6 months. So out they all come. :(
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 10:20, Reply)