First rule of a squat
someone stays home all the time.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't think they can see the gate from the house
So waiting for a bunch of them to leave would give you the best opportunity to wire the thing up.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:58, Reply)

She'll be sent to prison
and you won't get your end away anymore.
( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)

It's worth the sacrifice to kill the annoying cunts

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

I'll remind you tomorrow that you said that.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

Yeah he will.
He can go have sex with "Charlotte".
( Cawl, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:00, Reply)

She's hot
and really filthy in bed. Not like the colossal prude CHCB.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:03, Reply)

that's a silent "p", al

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:04, Reply)

No he had it right

( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

Shut it, catface,
or the gag goes back on.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:09, Reply)

Why would I be afraid of you wearing a gag?
We both know you're too weedy to restrain and gag me.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)

retrain?
or restrain?

Either can be achieved through applied percussive maintenance.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:13, Reply)

Dammit
I was too slow with my edit.
( Captain V, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:14, Reply)

Stop using 'colossal' just because you know how to spell it.

( thealternativefact, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:06, Reply)

That's just the sort of thing a colossal racist would say


colossal colossal colossal colossal colossal colossal colossal colossal
(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)

She said the other week that she belives the best thing for midgets, is for them to have their names tattoed on their head, so you can tell the differance between them.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Jul 2009, 12:15, Reply)

In which case,
Prior to the commencement of any nefarious plan, liberally indulge the said guardian with Class A and ensure they are unconscious before taking any further action.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)