I am new to this sort of thing,
but I ordered stuff from here the other week and they were quite good.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:36, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to get one of these under each nipple.
www.tajarts.co.uk/product.php/3188/jewelled_silver_sunray_navel_ring
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

*quivers*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Play your cards right, and i'll wobble too.
;P
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

I need to take a moment.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)

I was expecting "I love horses" there...

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:39, Reply)

Only when you least expect it.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

That's the nicest sig I have seen!
*feels delighted and proud*
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)

I was going to call you a poof because the website looks so girly
But they actually have what I want so I'll say thanks instead.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

Hah!
I was put off by the girliness too but they had enough stuff I hadn't seen elsewhere that I got over it.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 13:42, Reply)

Stop denying your gheyness, you two.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:10, Reply)

Girliness and gayness are not the same thing, dear.
You wouldn't call Kaol girly, would you? But as a vampire (of the Anne Rice flavour) he clearly loves taking it up the wrong 'un.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:15, Reply)

This is terrible bullying.
I'm not a vampire
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

No you're not
Vampires would be much better looking.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Oh my god!
I had no idea you were!
So that's your secret, Captain Sexy!
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

Nope
I'm not a vampire either.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

dear?
What are you, 85 years old?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:28, Reply)

I am Michael Winner.
Now calm down.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:30, Reply)

Goddamn!
That's it!
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

I wasn't denying my gheyness
I'm very, very ghey.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

What are
You getting?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:06, Reply)

I'm guessing tongue bars
But hoping cock rings.
( Captain V, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:09, Reply)

It would be a massive Woo & Yay
If it was cock rings!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)

I am sorry to tell you that my penis remains unperforated.
They don't make the rings small enough.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

I was getting a selection of tongue bling,
and a couple of lip rings for "seeing how they look on" purposes so I can get an idea of placement.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:14, Reply)

Boo
You should get a cock ring, then you could get it out to show the girlies at the next bash.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:16, Reply)

...and be unable to have a wank for, like, three months.
THREE MONTHS!

I'd die.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

Ah ha
So you looked into it then!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)

If you can call asking your housemate looking into it,
then yes.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

What
Did he get his done?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:24, Reply)

Ahahahahahahahahahahahah.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:26, Reply)

Your amusement is very amusing.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

Just goes to show
How behind the times I am.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

And why's that, eh? Eh?
Why?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

Because
I've not been out in ages. :(

They're keeping me locked in the basement, help!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

*tuts*
Have you not being keeping up to date with your lovely friends?
Naughty Dok.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I was going to go out
On Friday, but then I remembered that I'm going to the Isle of Wight on Saturday, and I don't want to travel with a hangover.

Then I remembered Bill's bash, which I'm also in the Isle of Wight for, and these two things made me very sad :(
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

*sighs*
What are you like, eh?
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:55, Reply)

Don't ask me
I don't know, do you?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I'm afraid cause of death
was a massive explosion we believe to have originated in the groinal area.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:25, Reply)

PTSD all round.
"PINTS off the stuff... it was everywhere..."
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 14:27, Reply)