Oh fuck this shit for a game of soldiers
If OT is going to revert back to being the festering circle wank full of kittehs and cups of tea then I'm leaving these shores for talk. They appear to be able to tell anyone to get to fuck and not suffer any consequences, so why the fuck shouldn't we? I mean we're all b3tans afterall.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:15, 64 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you wouldn't last a week.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

Oh get to fuck you paperclip salesman

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

ok maybe 10 days.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Why doesn't the internet understand fuck off?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

Off you pop then.
Don't let the door catch you on the way out.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:18, Reply)

Not right now, it's a bit dull and shit over there too

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

Ah right then.
Jolly good.
Well, we'll miss you when you go. IF you go. Which of course we don't want you to.

*sighs*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

See.
I can predict the future.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:20, Reply)

How am I going to die?
I'm guessing "of stupidity"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

Diabetic coma.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

After kissing your tramp-wife.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

Under a bridge.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Is she a troll?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

Nope...
b3ta.com/questions/tramps/post471981
I liked this a lot.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

This is how the rumour started the last time
Except last time the internet wasnt involved because it didnt exist in 1999...FACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

I had almost the same email address as I do now back in 1998, so I call bullshit

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:35, Reply)

Ok, it did exist
but back then a home computer was the size of a Nissan Micra and so expensive that only the richest crown princes of Europe could afford them...FACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Again bullshit
LIES ON THE INTERNET
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ok, they were an acceptable size and were affordable
but back then you had to pass a test to prove that you could drive the internet without crashing the whole thing, if you failed the test more than twice you were banished to Wales where you could do no harm as they have no form of mass communication...FACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

I had an internet capable
computer for my 21 birthday.

That was 1996, FACT.

The internet was all fields then. The only two UK online shops were Thorntons and Vicky Wines. I had a 14.4 modem and I had to phone direct into the server in Manchester. Sometimes it was too busy to I had to phone Birmingham.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

There was no 1996
it was abandoned by the Tory government in an attempt to save money...FACT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh wait, is this you trying to be funny? My apologies
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That's enough
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:54, Reply)

You just cant handle the truth
you non-truth handler you
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

She may be a disease ridden hag with mental problems
but she's MY disease ridden hag with mental problems. Apart from Tuesdays when she fellates "Mad Larry" for cheap cider.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:25, Reply)

That's pretty cool actually.
Well done.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:26, Reply)

I think that's the cutest thing i've ever seen
apart from that picture of you as the pope.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:27, Reply)

I thought you were somewhere else.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

He's back.
In black.

Which reminds me, how was the second AC/DC?
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

What are you asking me for, you rem?

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:31, Reply)

He can't tell us apart
he's such a racist.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

He's two midgets stuck together.
Disgusting.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

That'll be why I thought his legs looked like his head.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Stop bullying me
Or I'll kick myself in the face.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

*bullies hard*

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

By face,
I assumed the "cat" prefix was a granted.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

One should never make assumptions.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

That's the fuel that my brain-engine runs on.
Yeah.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

When you ASS-U-ME
You make yourself look like a stupid prick.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Precisely.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Not.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:33, Reply)

Totally Fucking Superb.
Better then the o2 I reckon, but I was more drunk and closer to the front, but I reckon they played better too. And they slipped in Dog Eat Dog, which satisfied my Powerage cravings.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)

Excellent!
I couldn't justify going for a second time, but glad it was good.
Bit gutted that they were better this time though.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:34, Reply)

I dare you to offer her some cake too!
Go on, go on, go on, go on!
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

vomits into handbag

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:28, Reply)

*wipes it up with a kitten*
*flings the kitten in the bin*
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:29, Reply)

Washiez Kittywitty !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:32, Reply)

When I was in Tunisia I shit something very similar looking

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:36, Reply)

ooh, that's a pretty bag you've got there!
*runs*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

Awwwwwwww

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:30, Reply)

I hope you're not leaving
I hope it's like that time in Big brother when Anna the Irish Lesbian threatened to leave and then realised how much everyone didn't want her to leave, so she stayed and she won (but they rigged it so it looked like Scouse Craig won.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I've already won
I see no reason to stay longer than is strictly necessary.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

not even if everyone made you tea and hugged you and let you watch East is East?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Considers
No.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Has she gone?
Oh noes!
*throws scone mix into bin*
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Not yet
talk is a bit shit really, but I've found another site. Soon my flounce will be complete
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

I don't think you'll really go.
I think you're like the ravens
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Well I have a job to go to on Monday, so a few days sooner wouldn't make that much difference really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

fuck off then, you jizz stained harridan

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Get to fuck you tramp felching monkeyfucker
I just can't do it. I can't be mean to Kristine
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

I can't be mean to ANYONE
not even online

I heart yooooou
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

You can if you pretend she's a big fat stupid american

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

I could, but I have this burning lustfulness inside that prevents me from being mean. Even then.
I hate myself for it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Why would she have to pretend that?
I ALREADY AM!
roffle
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)