Blyton
I think it would be an absolutely wizard idea if we had a "National Talk Like the Famous Five Day".

Probably with bags of lettuce, heaps of tomatoes and lashings of ginger beer.

etc.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:34, 54 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I think it'd be a simply cunting shittified idea
washed down with festering turds and copious amounts of catsick
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:37, Reply)

Would one be so kind as to
scurry off and boil your head for a while?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Certainly not
I feel it's a much better use of my time to stay here, just to irritate you now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Fire away you scally-wag!

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Run along n00b
there's a good lad/girl. Hard to tell really.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

Whats the opposite of a n00b?
Can I legitimately post if I come back in six months time?

And for the record i'm an effeminate male
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Anyone who's number is above 60866 can fuck off
That means you gender surprise n00b
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Think I might hang around to annoy you now...
For three more minutes. Then its all yours
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Best of luck sweets
In the grand scheme of things you're nothing and you'll remain that way forever. Well done.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Haha that was rather good!
but im off now sweety

Some other time maybe?

*offers hug*
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

Well fuck you.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

I can't help that you found this place after it lost its cool veneer
You dragged this place down with your shitness.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:57, Reply)

Good.
I'm like fungus.
I grow best on shit.
And you've certainly provided it.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'd have said
anyone who's number is above 44112 can fuck right off, you n00b.

Edit: So it looks like that's everyone except myself and B3tamax.

Hurrah! What jolly wizard hols we're having.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

44112
Fuck off.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:09, Reply)

I agree
Fuck off 44112
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:12, Reply)

And anyone under ~40,000 can fuck off too
Except Gonz. He makes me laugh and reminds me of a fat Ralph Macchio.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:16, Reply)

haha
i'll tell him that when i see him.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:31, Reply)

It was either that
or a Turkish Rick Astley.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:37, Reply)

What a simply marvelous idea!
Now, take a gander at this dusty old map I found whilst frolicking in papa's garden
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

Molesworth would be better.
tho it only works wen riten don
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I miss La Peste,
He typed like that.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

I can't do it right :(
I had a quote from Molesworth in my personal statement.
I liked my personal statement.
Never want to read it again though.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Chiz chiz

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:28, Reply)

Reckon he's gone forever?

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:44, Reply)

Yeah.
Perma-banned.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

It was a shit puppet lets be honest

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Oh, totally agreed.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

What did he do?
Just being a cunt/poorly punctuated?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Yeah.
Banned for being too shit for b3ta.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Cutting.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

I liked UK immigration office
:(
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)

Yeah,
I did too.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

UK IO
was inspirational and should be remembered by us all.
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

Christ
I'm in trouble.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:55, Reply)

Yeah.
Might as well jump before you're pushed.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

Well, nice knowing you all.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:01, Reply)

No need to lie.

( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:03, Reply)

Ah well
Fun while it lasted
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

Wasn't one of the famous five a dog?
Those books were retarded.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

Timmy the dog as I recall, wasn't there also an Aunt Fanny?
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Yes : "Timmy, you're soooooo licky!"
Watch some poor fucker trip over him in this thread...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Dogs should only be characters in late 80's cop films.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:00, Reply)

characters in late 80's cop films made into burgers.
( Cawl, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:02, Reply)

characters in late 80's cop films made into burgers wiped out in favour of kittens.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Old Yeller ftw
Greyfriars Bobby comes a close second place.
I cry like a girl every time I watch either of these. I'm a sucker for Lassie too - and Black Beauty.
And I've just admitted that on the internet...

edit/
*reads Kaol's & SLVA's posts*
*runs away crying*
not really, just nipping out for a ciggie
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

You remember the movie Old Yeller?
You remember when they shot him in the end? I didn't cry! Now come on!.
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:11, Reply)

I cry buckets every time,
then sing the theme music for weeks afterwards, welling up when "best dog gone dog in the west" goes through my head.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:21, Reply)

You seen the Plague Dogs?
80s animation? *weeps*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:32, Reply)

I saw the animated film of Watership Down, which was a travesty of the book.
I read The Plague Dogs and cried throughout for Rowf and Snitter. Didn't know there'd been a film version. If that's your cup of tea, you might like to read Shardik (also by Richard Adams) who is a bear.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 21:26, Reply)

GOLLY.

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:56, Reply)

Homemade ices for everyone!

(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

You really are a brick.

( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:06, Reply)

Hello kiddies
I'm Uncle Quentin, a self confessed screaming homosexual, and this is my wife Fanny, an unrelenting nymphomaniac.


The Comic Strip really was excellent, Channel Four started brightly, then fizzled out, much like a tramp pissing on a small fire.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:13, Reply)