BNP babes
www.viceland.com/wp/2009/07/babes-of-the-bnp/
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:33, 44 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good god she's ugly
Someone fetch my elephant gun and load it with eyeliner! She needs more!
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:36, Reply)

I'm not sure I'm going to be able to get all that dumb off.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:41, Reply)

God she's thick
"I hate Britain, and I want to move to Spain in the next couple of years,"

But if the BNP get in power, they'll get her extradited so she can run one of the corner shops that would otherwise have to close.

and wasn't "suicidal bombs" a song by INXS?
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:42, Reply)

That bitch is so hatched faced that if she fell over in the forest, a tree would make a sound.

( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:45, Reply)

It would scweam and scweam and scweam until it was shick

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:46, Reply)

shick sticks
( thealternativefact, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:48, Reply)

Yes ^this

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:58, Reply)

What the jiggering fuck...?
I didn't stop to read the interviews, otherwise I'd be overcome with rage.

What's the message? "Join the BNP where all the hot chix are at?" - the only people who will be fooled by this are under 25 year old males who've never been in full time education.

Oh, and maybe right-wing internet panderers.

*edit*

And tomorrow's expose will be "Stalinist Glamour - it's not all Five Year Plan Babooshkas you know!"
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:46, Reply)

Oh please read them, they're a hoot

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:47, Reply)

hoot
doesn't come close. They are the owl-meister general and his tawny choir.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:53, Reply)

Q: When people say the BNP is a fascist party, what do you think?
A: Fascist – I don’t understand that word.

Q: In terms of the BNP’s repatriation policy on immigration, if you had to choose, who would you repatriate first, Dizzee Rascal or Tinchy Stryder?

A: The second one, because I’ve never heard of him and I like Dizzee Rascal.

And the one that just does it for me:

Q: Ant & Dec – heroes or villains?

A: Heroes.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:55, Reply)

See, I knew you'd love it

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)

one of them says Mandella is a Villain....

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:59, Reply)

Winnie or Nelson?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)

Ahh, good point
but they were talking about Nelson.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:12, Reply)

"My dad went to a Nelson Mandela and came back with a Japanese hatchback innit?"

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)

Yup
This same enlightened thinker also goes on to respond to the question "has anything amusing ever happened to you in connection with spoons?"
with the eloquent:
"Spoons? As in, like, a spoon? I don’t think so."

And seems to think that muslims shouldn't "imply their religion" on the rest of us. I kid you not.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)

I love the one who totally misunderstood the meaning of "This is England"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 17:56, Reply)

I didn't realise British was an ethnicity, thanks Becky, I've learned a new fact for the day.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:00, Reply)

Africa is a Nationality as well, so it seems.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:01, Reply)

Fucking hell
I don't know whether I'm more angry or amused...
(berk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:03, Reply)

mused roused
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:09, Reply)

I'm more aroused by you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:10, Reply)

I'm sexier than retard racist skanks?
I'll count that as a win.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)

It does come across as a little more STD than BNP

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:13, Reply)

date the BNP
feel burning when you pee.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)

You win the internet Psychochomp

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)

Fire up the pandertron

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:16, Reply)

Psychocomp isn't a girl apparently
As you all were.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)

I bet even you smiled at that
until you realised I posted it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)

Nope

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:23, Reply)

wow, I didn't see that coming.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:25, Reply)

It's like wow, bang surprise

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:26, Reply)

All new flavour!
Sexy racism - so much better than the other kind...
(berk, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

It's a pisstake site, so no point in being angered, but I'd place money on it not being too far from the truth of many of their members

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:10, Reply)

I want to vote BNP now so I have more of a chance with them

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:11, Reply)

I think I must be BNP fodder because I don't get the spoons reference
sadface
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:15, Reply)

Private Eye
Do an "interview" with a celebrity or politician each fortnight, entitled "Me and my spoon" - it always ends with that question.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:17, Reply)

Ahh thank you. I don't read it, but I might if it's online and free.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:22, Reply)

I like how she remembers WW1 and WW2* yet she's 23.
It seems like to me that they've gotten some daft bints who look a bit, well, at least willing to get naked.

I'ld hate-orgy them.


* I hope she actually said 'doubleyou doubleyou one' and 'doubleyou doubleyou two'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:13, Reply)

Are there any BNP policies you disagree with? Not so far, no, ‘cos I’m still in the middle of looking up all that about it at the moment.
So she's clearly a long time devoted member who know's all about their policies. I can picture her with a spreadsheet with colour coded sections, highlighting buzzwords for her to use.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:14, Reply)

Christ on a fucking segway...
"Yeah. I wouldn’t mind [the Chinese] if they actually worked and didn’t take all of our jobs, basically."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:19, Reply)

I like how she says she doesn't know what fascism is.
Stupid and ugly...
( Maladicta, Tue 7 Jul 2009, 18:30, Reply)

Fap, fap, fap!
I've got a stonker.
(knackerz is skinning up, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 1:17, Reply)