Holy shuddering fuck
What a cool job!

www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6661666.ece
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:28, 26 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

How peculiar
Me and CHCB were talking about wookey hole last night.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:30, Reply)

What a
Coincidence, maybe you should apply for it then.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

No
Very no. I've already got a couple of other jobs to apply for. Tonight is going to be a fun filled evening of rewriting my CV and filling in a self review form for my review on Friday.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I'm thinking
that I might, just got to get a costume together!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

comparing her bits to a popular cave?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

Her bits are more popular than that cave.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I'm taking that as a compliment.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

My vagina, more popular than a damp mouldy hole in the ground!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I'd compare them to the grand canyon myself

( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Compared to you,
everything is big. Midget.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

*Will cackle for ca$h*
Sex change negotiable/
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I don't want to go anywhere near
wookies hole.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Edit
I don't want to go anywhere near
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I'm starting to worry about you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Why
I'm perfectly normal, you know this, you've met me!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:08, Reply)

Yesterday you're encouraging me to get my cock out, today you're inviting my anal violation...
Is there something you're not telling me?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Is that slang for the vagina of a sufferer of hypertrichosis?
.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

No
I'm refering to the well know b3ta personality who goes by the screen name Wellgroomedwookie.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

But if he's well groomed
Would said hole have a centre parting?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Neatly shaven, old bean.
Wouldn't do to give the gentleman callers a cheesewiring.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

Damned considerate of you
Cuts down on incidents of tagnuts too.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

A bonus, certainly.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:56, Reply)

They'll
Take auditions from anybody, I still think that a woman will get the job though.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Transexual witches
make me hot.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

I'll let you stroke my wart
It's extra if you want the familiar to watch
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

Well I hear
Sarah Palin is looking for work.....
(Biscuit Burlesque wants to be Dita von Teas, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)