Are we posting loads of stuff to get on
the 200th page?

What milestones have you reached recently?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 10:59, 48 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had sex with a dog.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I think I may have tripped over you at the time.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Ah...
Did you like "The Fuckening", btw?
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:06, Reply)

I hope to watch it tonight or tomorrow. Thanks for it.
I don't know if it will match up to "Terrible Horse Porn III: Black Beauty".
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

There's no such thing as terrible horse porn.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

You've not see what's on the disk I sent her.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

I was hoping for pony girls.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Never happy are you?
You got Tom Waits.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:15, Reply)

He'll do nicely.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Did you get my other message,
Passed to you by Royal Catface Mail?
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:18, Reply)

I did!
And the answer is "hell, yeah".

And then I shot the messenger. That's what one does, right?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

Yes indeed!
I thought you might be up for that.
Quite a cool venue, it gets rammed though.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:21, Reply)

S'fine,
I like getting rammed.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

So I hear.

( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

It's quite a long way away though
y'know.
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

It makes no difference how far away it is.
On the night, it'll be rammed.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

Nevermind

( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

I reached the first milestone
in your vag.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:05, Reply)

You get a lollipop for that
The second one gets you a balloon
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Is that the one that says
"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:12, Reply)

Are you going on an epic adventure in there?
You could write a book when you return, and call it "20,000 Leagues in TGB".
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

I've managed
to piss people off. I getting fairly good at it.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Who you pissed off?
Maybe you should learn to be as nice as me :D
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Non
Interwebs people, they deserved it!

I am a nice person, I just hate retards. Why do they all go shopping at the same time as me?
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Just to annoy you
they all wait until they see you coming then they all go at once
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

How did you know
I walk into a fairly empty shop, the next think I know it's full of 'tards, and parents not supervising their kids!
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

After nearly a whole year of procrastination...
I have finally played* a nerdy boardgame and I liked it.
*Under instruction from Wookiee due to my mongtastic incompetency.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:28, Reply)

Haha!
What was it?
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

DUST

( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

*shrugs*
You're officially more geeky than me.
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:33, Reply)

Wookiee laughed at me because I was scared.
But it was fun :)
I still have no idea what I was doing though.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Is that where
You get to be goblins and warlocks and do spells and shit?

Well Wookiee is already a goblin... does that mean he's kind of cheating? CHEATER
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

Nah, it's like a slightly more complicated Risk.
Elf week is next week.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Blimey Clenders
One day you might become a person I actually like!
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:31, Reply)

But I shall still dislike you, so it won't make much difference.

( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

This is true
:(
( Captain V, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Not only played, but won!
Ickle Clenders is growing up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

If I get really good...
I might even pull one of the men in that room.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:35, Reply)

Just wait for a week when El Gumbo doesn't wuss out.
Job done.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

I wanna play now
I feel left out *rolls an 8*

Is this game even played with dice?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

*rolls a nine*
HA! IN YOUR FACE LOSER!
( Cawl, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Wookiee and I were on such high numbers
we needed extra dice to indicate our levels.
Try harder, Kaol.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Oh Badger...
if you could only have seen some of the men there. All lovely, but so very, very nerdy.
There were dice involved in the games, yes.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:40, Reply)

Nerdy men do it for me
*rubs thighs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:44, Reply)

My favourite was a man of about 50
wearing slightly too-big glasses, a white shirt with a white vest underneath and black trousers that were pulled up slightly too high. He was fighting a historical battle of some sort on another table.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)

Stop it!
How's his scurvy?
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Genuinely bad, I fear.
He was already asleep by the time I got home.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:45, Reply)

:(
If he really has got scurvy, I shall feel a bit bad.
( thealternativefact, Wed 8 Jul 2009, 11:46, Reply)