Yesterday I discovered
that a load of manky mud and pisswater had seeped underneath the back seat of my car and made it go mouldy so I had to clean it up this morning and leave all the doors open to dry and get it to dry out. Also I forgot my lunch and had to go to the supermarket which made me late for work.

Only the happiness of my new bike is stopping me buying a gun and going on a killing spree.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I know where you live
I'm going to go steal your bike
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

Why do you need a car
now that you have the Bike of Gayness?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:54, Reply)

It is very ghey compared with PJM's bike

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:57, Reply)

PJM is manly.
al? Well...
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

STOP BEING RUDE ABOUT MY BIKE!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Awww, will I hurt its feelings
TOO FUCKING BAD AL.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

I hate you so much right now

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

That's ok, I hate you too really

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:15, Reply)

I'd also like to point out that it has the same colour scheme as my bike.
Which means al must be totally gay for me.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Am not
*slyly checks out Slips arse*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

My bike (which is not at all gay)
is fantastic, but it's not much good for carrying spades and large amounts of soil. Hence I need a car.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

if you're carrying spades and soil
you can totally justify a Land Rover. FACT.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

I would but I'm not a total cunt

(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

And it might set on fire and roll into your house.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:01, Reply)

This will never stop making me laugh
NEVER
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Me too.
I had to give him a lift last night.
I teased him about it the whole way there.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

archaeologists
get special dispensation from being cunts when they drive a Land Rover. FACT.

But you should stick to your homosexual bike.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)

So do vet nurses
fact
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

Ah, the child like joy of a new bike.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

You don't understand Slip
you fashion types get your new bikes every year or so, it's nothing special to you, but I haven't had a new bike for twelve years.

TWELVE YEARS!!!!!!

And I've never had a bike this good before either. Don't wee on my cabbages.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:00, Reply)

*wees on carrots instead*
How dare you! I've only had a new bike 2 years in a row because some Leyton-based oik stole my last one! :(
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:03, Reply)