For those of you who've been on the moon recently:
ALTHEGEORDIE HAS GOT A NEW BIKE!
Where should he go on it?
Points for huge distances or places with high risk factor.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:45, 33 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

OMG HAS HE?
He should go on a whistlestop tour of all b3tan's houses and shit in their raspberries. Only if he rings his bell til he gets tinnitus though
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

That's a whole lot of shit needed there!
Oh wait...
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

He should jump the Grand Canyon.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

He should jump the shark.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

He already did
He's not as much fun anymore
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

O NO SHE DIDN'T!

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

OH YES SHE DID

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

He should jump a packet of Crayons.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:19, Reply)

OFF ROAD.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:46, Reply)

Off License

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:50, Reply)

I've got some old cans that need recycling.
I vote that him and Slip Digby saddle up and cycle through Mordor to cast them into the fires of Mount Doom, from whence they came.
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

At least I could get my bike up a mountain.
Al would have to stop and walk up. He would be like the samwise to my Frodo. Except he has hairier feet.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:50, Reply)

and he's more gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

Tru dat.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

"Mr. Digby!
Mr. Digby!
Can I touch your ring, Mr. Digby?"
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:55, Reply)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Pure victory.

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:07, Reply)

He should
Take a trip round the solar system, that way we won't have to see id ultra gay bike for a while.
(Herr Doktor Lemminge Is bored, so cheer me up!, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Well, I think for start he should put the saddle back on,
the dirty fucking whore.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Three minutes from new thread to punchline?
That's gotta be some kind of anti-record.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Punchline?

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:53, Reply)

He should take it to a gay bar,
gay bar,
gay bar - owwww!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

A new bike?
I hope he never referred to Mrs al as his 'old bike'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:10, Reply)

OOOOOOOOOH!
Happy b3taday you!
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:11, Reply)

Happy b3ta day to you!
Happy b3taday to you!
You look like a Go-oat!
And you smell like one too!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

A goat?
Is you saying I resemble an assumed identity charactersied by an unerring belief that the world is run by lizards, and realised through the medium of pixels and characters, on the internet?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)

Pffft

You also think i'm a mouse fart.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Happy B3taday Pa!!

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:54, Reply)

A Cycling Tour of the Golden Triangle
With a big sign on his back saying "Rich Western Imperialist".
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

rich Fat

Imperialist Fatty
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:32, Reply)

Perfectly formed.
*squeezes perfection*
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:34, Reply)

Oooo!

*tumesces*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)