I think I've got a big head, but I suit hats.
Or so I'm told.

This hat was awesome. I'm a sucker for cheap things, it was only a pound.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You look like Eliza Doolittle : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

Awww, thanks, if that's a compliment!
I'm wearing a hat at the moment because my hair's shit.

I also wore a purple trilby to my Oxford interviews.

I just bought this from ASOS. I'm not Lady Gaga. Promise. I just like bows and veils.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

That's different...
Also, if you were the Gaga that'd be ok, she's strangely attractive. And almost certainly not a hermaphrodite...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 17:43, Reply)

A pound eh?
Think you got ripped off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

*pounds al*
*rips him off*
( Captain V, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:44, Reply)

I have lots of items of clothing that are a pound.
Including a beautiful dress.

I got told I had a jew-face t'other day.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I was only kidding
it's quite a nice hat. I don't really know if you have a jew-face or not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

There's no such thing as a "jew face"
they can all shape shift.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:51, Reply)

People keep assuming I'm Jewish.
It's quite odd.

Once someone called me a "fucking Yid" and I responded by accusing them of racism rather than kicking them to the ground for thinking I supported Spurs.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:00, Reply)

Faygeleh

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:04, Reply)

Have you had a stroke?
What is it you're trying to say?

*readies phone for emergency call*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:05, Reply)

Denial.
Saddest of all the defences.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:07, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

The "jew-face" comment was in quite a nice way. Well, not malicious.
My friend told me I looked like Amy Winehouse (I wasn't wearing too much eyeliner, I don;t have tit-tattoos, I wasn't on crack, I'm not a skeleton). My Ex jokingly commented "Yeah, it's the hair, isn't it?" (I have short brown hair). Friend shook his head, said "Nah, she's got a jew-face."

:D

Being called a fucking yid isn't nice though :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:06, Reply)

In a football way.
Apparently this makes it less bad.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

What have Jews got to do with football?
(now THAT sounds like a badtaste joke.)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:14, Reply)

Both are useless if you fill 'em with Zyklon B?

( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

This is very amusing.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:22, Reply)

You would say that,
RACIST!
( Cawl, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:23, Reply)

Fuck off Two-Midgets.

( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:24, Reply)

I'm told it's a Tottenham thing.
You'd be better off asking Clendrix, she has the racist credentials Spurs fixation.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:19, Reply)

I am racist, jewish and proud.
( thealternativefact, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)

i know you were :)
I don't know if I have a jew-face either, but my liking for £1 dresses points to it.

(paternal grandfather. So I'm not one by birth, but it's lurking in the family tree...)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 9 Jul 2009, 15:57, Reply)