The cab world is all hand-in-hand.
Enough drivers sort me out with drinks'n'stuff thinkin' i'll feed 'em a good job. Everyone pretends that it's because they love eachother, but it's all tit-for-tat. There is one driver who I really like, Rabbit, on my first day there he comes into the office shouting (with a heavy romainian accent) "She called me a cunt*, I can't belive it, she called me a cunt ! What a cunt ! Who does she think she is, callin' me a cunt ! Rude Cunt, I'm only a driver." Someone had to calm him down, I thought he was going to go balistic. About 30 seconds he awnsers the phone like this "Hello you old Cunt !", without a hint of irony. I was in stitches.

Yeah', anyway, they probably reckon if they buy off him, they'll get feed better jobs. I can't give out the jobs, but I can "Ooohhh, you want a nice/sexy/single/funny/respectable/whatever* driver? I'll try and get you Rabbit." if I think he'ld like the job on that night ;)

I've gone right off that Relentless stuff now, it mostly gives me a well doddgy tummy, i'm back on Red Bulls or 'V' if I can get it.

* We get all sorts of requests like that, like people phoning for their mum or some girls on a night out.


* It's prounced with a very heavy C, "Kuh-unt".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i like a bit of "kick" from tesco
people ask for single cabbies...? fucking hell, its like another world innit, i should be in on that shit.

there's a french bloke at work and he ses it like this...coooont. you coooont. i keep trying to make him say it for lulz. roz yoo ginger coooont weeear iz ma fooookin teee?

lolol some fucking bird come running out the co-op up slough yesterday shouting EXCUSE ME YOUVE NOT PAID FOR THAT. i fucking froze. hahahaha but it weren't me! yoots innit.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:23, Reply)

Haha, we're gonna have to do a runner to Marbaya, start up a new life by opening a jacket potato shop for ex-pats.
Yup, every night I get at least one "It's late, we're a couple of ladys out on the piss, please send someone safe.", or "I need someone to pick my mum up, please send a respectable driver" and loads of "Can you send us a driver who speaks greek/turkish/polish/whatever".

Hah, I should start up a website of people from loads of different accents saying "You cunt !". That would be awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:31, Reply)

srs bznz plan right fucking there homie
someone should be taking minutes here.

i fucking rock at this off topic lark
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

I reckon you should jump up for The Queen crown.
You'ld get my vote, but only because I know it would piss you off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)

i fucking rock pauly pops
im far too mean and cunty for these shores
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Sngglewugglez?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

>:(

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 11 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)