I'm awesome
and only have to go to the doc's once a year for my anti baby pills

*becomes smugger than Vipros causing a smug vortex that destroys the world*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're a girl?
Wow.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:34, Reply)

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:36, Reply)

You would have thought her sig would have given it away.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

hahah
still gets me laughing every time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

It was more a wow of
I thought you were a man.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)

Pffft.
Best. Moobs. Ever!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Well you were wrong
I hope you feel stupid
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)

It's a little touch'n'go there, but yup, you're right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

Don't get me wrong
It's a good thing that you are making sure you don't breed, but surely anti-baby pills are a bit redundant in your case?
On the off-chance you find someone with a massive enough schlong to fill it up, you'd have to hope that poor bastard wanted to put it anywhere near you.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:42, Reply)

...
Bit harsh.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)

He's only pissed off because a girl beat him at being smug.

( girlinthehole, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:45, Reply)

I wasn't sure about it as I was writing it
you are probably right

*profers more apologies, also useful to spite Kaol*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I am right.
This is kinda spiteful.
Don't delete it though, or you've got less balls than Edmund.
( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

I only delete things that make me look like a complete idiot
and then not if someone has replied :-P
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

That's a fuck-load of deleting.

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)

not really
people usually reply before I get a chance
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

Hah!

( Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)

Yeah
I've been making some calls to those men who inject silicone into their dicks so they are football shaped.

Oh if you're apologising I'll pretend to give a shit about anything you say.

You're so mean. On the internet.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I'm fairly pleased that I've never heard of this before
sounds pretty odd.

*looks at Al*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah I need to stop watching
those fucked up channel 4 documentaries.

It was a penis are literally as big as a football thus rendering it totally useless and imparing the guys ability to walk quite a lot. And find jeans that fit.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

are we talking soccer or american football?
as if the distinction matters that much.

some people are truly fucked in the head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

soccer
They also had people that hung weights off their dicks and had weird 3 foot long thin flat dicks they rolled up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not sure which I find weirder
it doesn't bear thinking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)