That's the beauty of it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:37, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

I've never been on the receiving end of this much internet anger before
and I used to really seriously try and annoy people on IRC
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:38, Reply)

I'm not angry
just disapointed.

I liked your band though.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

thanks
my beard isn't silly though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

Beards like that are invariably worn on the faces of people that think they are:
a) alternative
b) not a total tool
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

Well
if that's what you think, you should surely have one?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH yeah, I went there.

but really, you are a tool. Why are you trolling so much?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

First 'meat puppet' now 'troll'
Can't you take a little banter?
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hmmmmm
there is banter, which we were quite happy with, and we all gave as good as we got, and there is posting photos of people, which, as I said, is going too far. Also, there is your ridiculously over the top anger to a request for a link.

These things are not banter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Why is Off Topic populated entirely by unfunny people with beards?
It's just creepy.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

it's almost like a meeting of geography teachers right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Maybe he's pognophobic?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe you shouldn't use big words
They confuse me :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh don't mind me
Iz juss a goil...
How's you? This is funny!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I really don't think I'm alternative
and I'm pretty sure I'm not a total tool. Not that I have to defend my beard to you, but I have it because I like it and prefer how I look with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You prefer how you look with it.
Why do you have a foetus in foetu growing off your chin, or no lips or something?
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

not last time I looked
was a while ago mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

How come
You're allowed to post when your account's only 3 days old?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

magic

( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Well if you do walk around being all smug and that...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:39, Reply)

going for a circle of smugness here
the reason I am smug is because I have things to be smug about.
that's right, I'm smug about being smug
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:40, Reply)

If the one
with the good beard is you, then with reference to a thread of yours a few days ago about making it piratey, you definitely should.
How could your image not be improved by plaits and beardbeads?
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

I've tried
it's not as easy as it seems.

plus, I only have two beads and one of them is too small.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Tsk. Try harder
get yourself something like these:
cgi.ebay.co.uk/Clip-On-Hair-Braiding-Beads-Dark-Blue_W0QQitemZ390051349234QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_Crafts_Beads_CA?hash=item5ad0df42f2&_trksid=p4634.c0.m14.l1262&_trkparms=%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A30

Also, I originally read that as two beards. You may indeed have more than one but I don't really want to think about anyone trying to braid their pubes...
(berk, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:58, Reply)

that is exactly what I need
I hadn't even considered looking tbh
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:59, Reply)

I'd watch my back if I were you
You might get internet murdered.
They can do that right? I'm sure it happened to Sandra Bullock in the 90s.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:41, Reply)

yeah
but it was only Sandra Bullock, so no one cared
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, Reply)

and now look at the mess we're in!
Someone's about to be disappeared. Heaven help us all. The internet is a terrible thing. It causes deaths and anger and a hurty stomach.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

I need to watch MY back
This guy is probably grassing me up to the filth as we speak for breach of copyright or something.
( Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Swine flu started as a computer virus.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:43, Reply)

Ha!
Office lol
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:49, Reply)