He's still here.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

As a beautiful memory?
Or as a heavily trolling new account?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

it's not wormulus I've already asked

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Because the first thing
I would do, were I to have a second account, would be to admit that to the first person who asked.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)

I didn't ask the account,
I asked worm.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:36, Reply)

But would he tell you the truth?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:37, Reply)

He can't handle the truth.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

He wears stack soled shoes too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

who knows,
he used to tell me about his other accounts though.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I think it might be baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Really?
I've only ever seen Baldmonkey type in caps and call people cunts.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

An awful penis is a bit like a cunt

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

What, it goes inwards?

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Mine does

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

He's very good at the ms paint on a photo things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

"very good"
Is relative, right?
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:52, Reply)

there's a certain genius to some of his stuff
www.b3ta.com/board/8075617
www.b3ta.com/board/6755992
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha!
Agreed, that's great.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

All the links are broken
like tears in the rain.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 24 Oct 2024, 11:42, Reply)

surely he wouldn't do such a thing
it's definitely the fond memory option
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:34, Reply)

You're talking about me like I'm not here
It's really fucking rude.

Let's recap:
I'm a meat puppet
Then I'm the Goat
Now I'm Wormulus
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

What on earth makes you think I'm talking about you?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Who were you talking about?

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:40, Reply)

Someone interesting.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Not a troll.

( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

Did you even read Al's post
you cockbrained divy div.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

What?
Of course I didn't. I don't read anything on here.
I just reply with random statements based on probability.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

That explains a lot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Stop talking about me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:42, Reply)

The Goat was more interesting
and his opinions were more carefully thought out and reasoned.

and Wormulus was liked in spite of himself.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Wormulus had a lovely smile
and a surprisingly firm handshake for one so slender of build.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

two solid indicators of a decent character
whereas our trolling friend here almost certainly has an incredibly weak chin and the flaws that are associated with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)

Wormulus had a chin like an Ice-Breaker.
I'd swim behind him through the Arctic Seas any day.
( Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Who are you, have I met you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I don't know
How big are your tits?
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:47, Reply)

She's got massive tits
and a tight vadge
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Probably not then
I've only met skanky women on b3ta.
(witchfinder general finding witches called richard, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

Oh you're a guy
*no longer cares*
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:48, Reply)

He's my biggest fan.

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:49, Reply)

Unlikely
Your mum is probably your biggest fan, and thats only because you popped out of here cavernous vagina so she feels obliged to like you.

In reality she probably spends everday wishing she'd put you in a bucket.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

Your mother doesn't need to wish she'd put you in a bucket
you came out of one.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

No I didn't
I was found in a cabbage patch.

Either way, that was a shit retort. Please try harder.
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Touche
Truly a master in the art of verbal sparring
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

Rather than pushing him out of it?

(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:54, Reply)

Are you implying that TGB is his mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I might be
But neither of us would ever admit to it :0)
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)